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fully self aware I’m sending this into the void (but may provide comfort to some unfortunate soul): romsets are the worst and can truly eat a bag of dicks.

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

it would be really easy for Google/Apple to use AI, in its current state, to look for spam/scams in our text messages and emails, and give us tools to declutter these inboxes. it hasn't happened because silicon valley is insanely out of touch and spends 7 days a week smelling their own farts

today is Wednesday January 15th, but it’s also Happy Switch 2 Eve to all who celebrate 🙌

merry Xmas, Xmas people! Xmas!

going down the MAME rabbit hole and oof there is a lot of stuff I thought I knew but turns out I’m super dumb

he made lots of money off death & suffering, that's the main thing I know about him, I don't really care if he cooks a nice lasagna or is good at Team Fortress 2

in my mid-20s got into a feud with a neighbor for a noise complaint one Sunday afternoon - Karen said our TV was too loud. ended up moving bc it was too stressful. my current upstairs neighbor is pushing 70 and absolutely blasts R&B & Jazz until at least midnight. good for him. rock on old dude.

we all taking break from Balatro to play Infinity Nikki? or is it just me?

technically in transit to Santa, but it’s so pretty I had to take a peak.

neat thing about Apple Replay vs Spotify Wrapped is that on Apple Music I still have a chance to change the timeline / replace any cringeworthy songs in my top spots. happy with November tho.

I have been shamelessly liking every post for that freaking 30th Anniversary controller for the sole reason that I think they’re neat. welp your boy has gone and been influenced. pretty colors be damned. it comes tomorrow.

i will not apologize for the person i will be when chappell drops another album

can’t be overstated how lucky I feel to be able to watch a new weekly Dragon Ball show after growing up on Toonami & DBZ

uh-oh Slayyyter’s mixtape got flagged for uh boobies. guess the moderation team would have a problem with SF huh

looks like I’m going to see Poppy at the Fillmore. neat! and there was much rejoicing.

I love listening to full albums.

everyone showing off their new DualSense and all I got in the mail was this mixtape

what a time to be alive when Charli XCX headlines over T-Pain

caught myself complaining I don’t have time for hobbies bc of my other hobbies. don’t get it twisted - work can smd - but when it comes time to relax decision paralysis & dumb internet videos usually come out on top.

People keep trying to defend Balatro’s legitimacy in being nominated for The Game Awards, but that misses the larger point that The Game Awards are deeply embarrassing and you don’t need to care about that.

i don’t think sabrina carpenter is doing too much

went to the grocery store to buy one thing: peanut butter. came home with $40 worth of seasonal junk. why am I such an absolute slut for limited holiday garbage.

lots of goty posts about not knowing Balatro exists, meanwhile it’s the game on that list I’ve played the most (Astro Bot is a close second). like where are the Game Awards noms being posted that doesn’t also have coverage of that certified banger?

niche beyond niche but that new Vana EP is giving me Auf der Maur vibes in the best possible way

before you put gum in my hair this is who you’re bullying

the swifties are here and saying ttpd is aging like fine wine. says a lot about their taste / brain activity just by using that tired metaphor.

also the new poppy album slaps

looking forward to the day a little cynicism creeps in here - endless lists of generic “things I like / you should follow me” kinda make me miss toxic twitter. wow you like anime AND video games?! jfc

idk if this is good for the algorithm but that new Zelda game sure is neat