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Scientists gonna science phys.org/news/2025-06...

Best day ever

Air show weekend in Vandalia. Time to flee the country.

I just saw a yard sign reading “KIDNEY NEEDED” with a phone number.

Apparently this is a controversial take but I 100% would sell as many photos/videos of my feet doing non-pornographic things for as much money as people would pay me to do them

The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm.

I officially declare this the greatest day in the history of the internet.

Hey Republicans: Has anyone ever suggested YOU should leave? Like…if you don’t like the Constitution, leave! Plain and simple. Go somewhere that doesn’t recognize basic human rights like freedom of religion (all religions, not just yours) and right to due process. Let’s see how ya like it there.

Read this today. We are so cooked. LISTEN TO THE SCIENTISTS, PLEASE!!!! I just can’t with you people… www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Unbelievable lol Rube Waddell take 2 on the ringer FF show 😆 once was not enough @dannyheifetz.bsky.social @dannybkelly.bsky.social @craighorlbeck.bsky.social

PEOPLE: *a bunch of bullshit*

Sheep + Republican = Sheepublican

Slept on my neck wrong two nights in a row. Feelin 35 going on 60. Ouch!

Julius Randle entered the league looking like Charles Barkley and dude is now Tim Duncan slim. My mind is broken.

I fuck with Mario Tennis

Life doesn’t need to be difficult in and of itself. We’ve chosen to make it that way.

Wooooooork

Forgot my earbuds. About to raw dog this flight. Wish me luck.

I recall a six week period of my life in which I sustained existence almost entirely on vodka and sprites, marlboro 27’s, domino’s pizza, peanuts, and citrus drop.

Now seeking backyard barbecues, gatherings, etc. I can “crash” by invitation. I’ll bring a cooler of La Croix and a dish if desired. Mostly just want to post up and talk with other folks’ house guests.

Amazing season for @clevelandcavaliers.bsky.social. Hate to see end, but that’s life sometimes. Pacers came to play. Gotta get back in the lab, fellas. A new season awaits. It’ll be here before we know it.

@dannybkelly.bsky.social I speak for all Browns fans in being shocked you didn’t know who Lou Groza is. He actually kind of revolutionized football. His place-kicking changed the game.

I wanna know. Have you ever seent the rain?

As an activist, I’m working to dismantle all systems oppressing me from drinking two Warehouse 4 cold brew colas per day for the rest of my life.

Is it hot girl summer yet? 🤔

Important announcement: I’ve grown tired of referring to the president as “the orange clown” and will hereby be referring to him as “the orange toad” or “the fatass orange toad” until I tire of that nickname…

Why is everyone so obsessed with Handmaid’s Tale when the very concept is so revolting? Why do people choose to spend their time consuming such unnerving, disgusting “entertainment?” …

Excited for four to five more months of long, habitable evenings outside. Looking forward to all the cicadas and bugs to start singing soon. Spring is the best.

I am not the tolerant left dude my tummy doesn’t do well with dairy 🤷‍♂️

@dannybkelly.bsky.social @dannyheifetz.bsky.social @craighorlbeck.bsky.social

If you aren’t calling Bluesky posts “Skeets” you aren’t doing it correctly

Guess who’s Flacc! Flacc again!

“Everything is f***ed, everybody sucks!” - F. Durst