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paullander.bsky.social

TV/comedy writer/Producer, award-winning columnist. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, Humor Times, etc.

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Forget egg prices! There's 1 more grocery staple that sits near record highs as beef prices hit 11.97 per pound. While Steak and Egg breakfasts now require a loan co-signer

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

Trump’s poll numbers are starting to crash like a Tesla on autopilot. Coincidence? You decide?

submitted 3 hours ago • 3 comments

Trump’s poll numbers are starting to crash like a Tesla on autopilot. Coincidence? You decide?

submitted 3 hours ago • 3 comments

Congrats Bluesky on 32 MILLION users!!! Give up the Muskrat, and come to where the skies are blue.

submitted 22 hours ago • 60 comments

Measles are breaking out in Texas. The Lone Star now stands for Texas's health care Yelp review.

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submitted 6 hours ago • 19 comments

Elon wants to give people five grand. At least when Trump screwed someone he had Michael Cohen write them a check for 130 grand.

submitted 5 hours ago • 3 comments

Elon wants to give people five grand. At least when Trump screwed someone he had Michael Cohen write them a check for 130 grand.

submitted 5 hours ago • 3 comments

Y’now Elon gonna go after the Transportation Department because he’s against anything with the word trans.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

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Trump’s so far up Putin’s ass he can look out and see Sarah Palin’s house.

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

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RFK Jr wants to get rid of anti depressants and weight lose medication…. And to make it possible Elon’s taking them all … at once.

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RFK Jr wants to get rid of anti depressants and weight lose medication…. And to prove his point did you see Elon at CPAC.

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

Doctors set the record straight on 7 common fever myths. Despite SNL sketch to get a fever you don’t need more cowbells.

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Forever 21 closing more stores. Pretty soon it’ll be called Forever Chapter 11.

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Doctors set the record straight on 7 common fever myths. Despite SNL sketch to get a fever you don’t need more cowbells.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

The originator of Panda Express is back with new orange chicken. How sad, they felt they had to name a menu item after Trump.

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CPAC is now so pro-Russian, next year it will be called CCCPac.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Hooters Goes Bust …. No seriously.

submitted 23 hours ago • 4 comments

Steve Bannon Does His Own Questionable Salute While Calling for a Third Trump Term. If only computers came with Alt Reich Delete.

submitted 1 day ago • 13 comments

RFK Jr wants to get rid of anti depressants and weight lose medication…. And to prove his point did you see Elon at CPAC.

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

Tesla Cybertruck owner in Massachusetts says he's been threatened and harassed. Just put a sticker on that says ‘on autopilot’ and people will stay the hell away.

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

New York Yankees drop beard ban after 49 years. So Lindsey Graham can bring a date to a game.

submitted 1 day ago • 18 comments

go.bsky.app/NHKnLLn Time to Prop our ganda

submitted 22 hours ago • 2 comments

Hahaha! Sharing this from my Gem of a Friend Paul Lander.

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

Hooters Goes Bust …. No seriously.

submitted 23 hours ago • 4 comments

RFK Jr wants to get rid of anti depressants and weight lose medication…. And to make it possible Elon’s taking them all … at once.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Sex and the City Meets The Handmaid’s Tale medium.com/muddyum/sex-...

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submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

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The only #news I read! From @paullander.bsky.social

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Forever 21 closing more stores. Pretty soon it’ll be called Forever Chapter 11.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

New York Yankees drop beard ban after 49 years. So Lindsey Graham can bring a date to a game.

submitted 1 day ago • 18 comments

Steve Bannon Does His Own Questionable Salute While Calling for a Third Trump Term. If only computers came with Alt Reich Delete.

submitted 1 day ago • 13 comments