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paulmontgomery.bsky.social
Founder of FanFooty - https://www.fanfooty.com.au Now working on a game called Mr Football, a cross between Marvel Strike Force and Blood Bowl for Australian Rules football. Coming to mobile and desktop this year. - https://www.ticklemonster.com.au
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Maybe James Sicily should visit the biomechanist who fixed Cyril Rioli’s running gait. Not to prevent injury as with Cyril, but to straighten his kicking action. Way too many shanks due to poor technique. Sicdawg shouldn’t want to turn into Temu Gryan Miers. #afl

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

If you search for AFL games on the App Store, you get precisely one (1) #AFL game. The second result is for a reskinned soccer app on an oblong field. Hoping to change that with Mr Football. Steam debut coming soon! #gamedev

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

everything coming to a conclusion eventually

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Setting myself a deadline of the end of the week to bed down custom code for Steam MTX. #gamedev

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

My local shoppo had a Carls Jnr, a Taco Bell and an Oporto. The first closed down last year, today the second is announced to close down too. Bad news for Portuguese chicken freaks.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

I lost the thread a long time ago on whether Smashing Pumpkins got cancelled, but their music is still great.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

The urge to buy Civ VII even though I know it has not been satisfactorily patched yet is strong.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

This should be dispiriting and enraging for Americans. Where are they while fascism descends on their once-proud nation ? Not on the streets, it seems.

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

The Internet has failed if it doesn’t produce a Web site where the frequency of each running gag that @nytpitchbot.bsky.social poasts is tallied and graphed to neurotically obsessional levels, like those champions who record the results of Around The Horn’s made-up contests.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

“I have a particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you return my daughter, that’ll be the end of it. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you and I will drive you off the end of Altona Pier.”

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

After a very nasty bout of gastro a fortnight ago, it may be returning already. Not good. I’ve been eating well, promise! 💀

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Thinking idly about my idea for an economics game modelling generational wealth creation, but less cow clicker and more M.U.L.E. #gamedev

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

My eight year old daughter made a thing for me to celebrate another year of FanFooty. ❤️🏉 #AFL

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

I can recommend gastroenteritis as a surefire weight loss technique. 💩

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Stuff it, here’s my top 15 favourite Beatles songs: 15. And I Love Her 14. All My Loving 13. Day In The Life 12. Tomorrow Never Knows 11. Here Comes The Sun 1/3

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

Currently suffering from bad gastro. Flashbacks to when I was an 11-year-old in India, and had the squirts once a month. Prayed to the porcelain gods many a time. At the age of 51, some things never change. 💩🤢🤒

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

no… work… til I’m not crooklin… #gamedev

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

Crook in the guts today. Not coping well. #gamedev

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

We are living in Philip K. Dick’s world, governed by untreated personality disorders. Dick descended into paranoid schizophrenia; we are not there yet. I hope that’s not the endgame.

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