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Pragmatic liberal, ex-pro drummer, Cat. 2 bike racer, writer, former Fortune 500 director, White Sox, Golden Retrievers, despise Nazis, MAGA, racists, Trump. Shitposting libtardo. #RESIST! https://youtu.be/ME-YWnGG8a0?si=u7BF3X88juoMSkG3
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Yeah, let's interpret some of those Pete Hegseth tatts.

Wait, what?

Hey, Elon... "OCCUPY URANUS!"

And who amongst us DOESN'T love a delicious steak sauce??

He's a ginormous asswipe.

Step 1: slap on tariffs. Step 2: wait for stocks to tank. Step 3: buy cheap. Step 4: ditch the tariffs. Step 5: watch the market rise. Step 6: sell high. Step 7: rinse and repeat — while the country goes up in flames.

The insiders seem to have had a 20min warning before the public

To go with my last post...

This is insider trading on, as Trump might say, "A level no one has ever heard of before!!"

Chinese trolling us…

The truth has a liberal bias!

In Trump's Amerika, fired gov't workers will be making sneakers & iPhones, picking vegetables, mowing lawns, clearing tables, cleaning motel rooms, painting & roofing, making $14.75/hr. Brown skin & tatts get you sent to a torture prison in El Salvador, w/o being charged with anything.

Trump's not sharp enough to orchestrate a pump-and-dump, but he got help from his flying monkeys. This administration is a pack of jackals.

DOJ is going after Miles Taylor, ex-DHS chief. Trump claims he never heard of him, despite his WH office & interaction w/Trump. Then he said he didn't like him. But he didn't know him...? This sack of puke is a shitty liar.

Do you personally know anyone who voted for Trump solely for lower grocery prices? We must remember that these stupid madarfakers have the same rights as those of us with 80+ IQs. What these dummies think actually deserves consideration.

A disingenuous friend mansplained to me that astute stock traders love volatility. I suppose it's like when someone smashes the window of an appliance store, and the volatility allows looters to steal TVs. So...yeah. 🤔

Airhead Karoline Leavitt condescendingly addressed the press as obviously never having read "The Art of the Deal." BTW, Tony Schwartz wrote every word of that book; not Donald Trump.

Hey, you 65% of Americans who live paycheck to paycheck!! Now's a great time to buy into the stock market!! Woo-hoo?? 🤡🙄😐

Yes, the captain intentionally piloted the ship into a huge iceberg, cracking the vessel like an egg. But the officers insist we'll all greatly benefit from an invigorating midnight swim through Arctic waters.

Wishing you a groovy, super-sparkly day with sprinkles on top! Be kind, enjoy your fellow humans, pet a dog, return your shopping cart, write a poem, and throat-punch a Nazi!

“The army of millions and millions of human beings screwing in little screws to make iPhones—that kind of thing is going to come to America.” No, it isn't, moron. And your next iPhone 16 Pro will be $3,500.

Disingenuous MAGAs try to gaslight us by saying the market crash is good because "it's a great buying opportunity." Your house burning down is a great opportunity to remodel, too.

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