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Husband, father, former cutie pie 🥰 Rabbit dad/wrangler 🐇 Video game connoisseur 🎮 Shitcoin aficionado 💰 🤠 Dallas, Texas 🍁 Prince Edward County, Ontario
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submitted 1 day ago • 315 comments

pivoting to my next big thing (chronic illness)

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

A colleague emailed me today to flag the fact that the superb Fourth Circuit Judge J. Harvie Wilkinson ended a quotidian insurance opinion with an unusually introspective conclusion.

submitted 1 day ago • 131 comments

Rodney Dangerfield is going "Back To School" (1986)

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Quite possibly the most incredible interview I’ve ever seen…

submitted 3 days ago • 106 comments

[Currently in The Last of Us fandom after season 2 episode 2] Welcome to trauma TLOU newcomers.

submitted 4 days ago • 18 comments

submitted 4 days ago • 307 comments

I can not stop laughing at Pete Alonso running. what the hell even is that.

submitted 6 days ago • 424 comments

i am her; she is me 🥺

submitted 68 days ago • 8 comments

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submitted 10 days ago • 66 comments

Just an otter with his stuffed toy, off on an adventure.

submitted 10 days ago • 215 comments

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submitted 15 days ago • 6 comments

(guy who thinks S&P stands for skeets and posts) guys how are you measuring skeets and posts exactly

submitted 15 days ago • 55 comments

sorry, are you saying "homie pigeon"???

submitted 16 days ago • 20 comments

mom's white lotus prediction

submitted 18 days ago • 19 comments

basically the way posting works is every one is a little ape in a cage. when you reply to someone's post it's like you're rattling the bars of their cage and they start hooting back

submitted 17 days ago • 75 comments

This is Mugi. He wants to know what you're staring at. It's like you've never seen a four-story drool bubble before. 13/10 (IG: mainichi_mugi)

submitted 17 days ago • 55 comments

A little while ago, my parents' cat Bridget went missing. As the weeks dragged on, they became extremely worried. My dad devised a way to distract himself: he began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up in some of art and music's most iconic scenes.

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Vampires can’t come in unless you invite them because they are autistic and don’t know if they are welcome otherwise

submitted 22 days ago • 32 comments

📷 classward.bsky.social

submitted 22 days ago • 57 comments

submitted 23 days ago • 111 comments

val kilmer’s turn in TOP SECRET is one of the single best comedy performances ever committed to film, both in terms of comic precision and mechanical virtuosity. just watch this whole clip in its entirety; it’s stunning

submitted 23 days ago • 211 comments

great news: he updated with a photo of his bedroom and it is equally baffling and off-putting

submitted 26 days ago • 146 comments

if there's literally anything wrong with a girl: she's just hungry. feed her

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Future iteration of a screen time warning that I need

submitted 28 days ago • 69 comments

this don’t sit right with me

submitted 29 days ago • 31 comments

Started/going

submitted 28 days ago • 32 comments

*to the barista* i need the stuff they’re still testing in the lab

submitted 31 days ago • 8 comments

Iconic.

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submitted 32 days ago • 14 comments

Sure I like Nirvana (the opening track on the classic album “Love” by The Cult)

submitted 33 days ago • 8 comments

the worst thing about job hunting is the absolute disdain dripping off of every job listing, application and follow-up email from companies. we'll reach out IF we feel like it. if we don't hire you you will never hear back. sowwy!!

submitted 35 days ago • 37 comments

this guy is cool but also im going to put nut merchant in my tinder bio

submitted 36 days ago • 2 comments

super obsessed with this turkish nut merchant

submitted 36 days ago • 75 comments

blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office

submitted 36 days ago • 274 comments