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28| Soy Cool Cubano, no Weird Cubano. I’m amortal. Happily taken. Catch me playing: Epic Game’s hit shooter 🍴 on PSP2
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Lmao! “WHAAAAA JORYU TOOK THE CASTLE??? THATS CRAZZZY?”

I bless the rains down in Africa

:v

Strangulation: Electric Choker - A**********n For The Best Orgasms Wakaba Onoue

My beard is starting to Cuban karl Marx again. It’s time to shave lads

Need Balatro to be ported to everything like doom

Bro off rip they literally shat on Kirya and banished his ass to the worm pit for a year 💀

watching the noah caldwell gervais video on the dragon age series and I have learned that all of the dogs in those games look like they are named brunt and love to eat cinderblocks

Let's name her Kuma

Big chillin

dog just give me the EXP

Amateur POV King - Number 11

imagine if this was your legal name

Just played Kingdom Hearts 2 to completion. And I don't mean hitting credits 😜

Ninja gaiden rotted my brain. I only think in XXY , XYXXXY.

Me af rn with NG2B

Semen Miracle Deluxe

Not to speak on eggs or anything, but GOD DAAAAAAAMN $8 for same cage free???? Mf I can buy chickens for $32 more 🤔 🤨 !!!

Her Sweet Lips

SEKIRO

I wish my streams were HALF as cursed as this Evangelion Figure Catalog.

This scene from Gundam Wing that's just Photoshop instructions.

This anime somehow always looks worse than I remember it.

fitness goals

🤔

The child in me giggles hearing people make fun of billionaires names. Like, Dick Suckerberg, or Elon Cuck

i do this whenever you annoy me

Slut From Northern Japan

They fucked up so bad naming this city. I don't need to be seeing this sort of shit everytime I walk in to work

I want thee energies just for the FUCK of it

In Florida you have to walk the crosswalk like you are quite literally gonna tackle the fucker driving at you 50mph despite your crosswalk being on and their light being red af.

The funniest part is that Cheez is the exact same height as Todd Howard. 5'6

Nickelodeon is inserting Shadow the Hedgehog into random episodes of Spongebob to advertise Sonic 3 and this is the funniest thing ever

Taking the gas station dick pill that makes you miss 80% of your strokes

Mah dawg

Don’t kill yourself get a dog.