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id say that elon has a personality disorder but im not sure the guy has a personality

GRIMES: (tweeting) Elon, please respond. Our son HyperPinochet Fractilious is in the tailings pond behind the Tesla factory. (discord) ELON: wut would b most epic clap back akward pengin or bad luck brain LANZA_GROYPER: dick pick rofl MENGELEMANIAC: [oven meme] PEDOHITLER: sucess kid lol ELON: LOL

Jack likes to be the center of attention

i kind of wonder how humans in the olden days lived without toilet paper

Feeding this messed up dog

work sucks so much. why am i doing this to myself.

[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

nerpa seals are IN

“The reality of your limited time on earth really starts to hit home when people roughly your own age or slightly older begin to die off. If you’re a young person reading this who can’t relate, well, get ready: it will happen to you too, in time.” www.rogerebert.com/features/30-...

the age of the Great Scam. the era of the Con

NO. NO MORE AI SLOP. LEAVE ME ALONE.

People out here working hard to be idiots, not letting those of us naturally gifted with idiocy have space to operate

if you eat a bunch of strawberries too fast there’s as risk that you will develop a strawberry tummy ache but that’s a risk I’ll have to take

lol

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

That’s funny when I talk to my 13 year old cousins I tell them to read books and learn to work with, ask questions of, and creatively collaborate with others, since their entire generation appears to be abandoning human interaction entirely

they are building a profoundly lonely and anti-human world

ice storm in Rochester NY

as a pessimist and generally miserable, negative, inkwell of a person, it’s a bad prognostic sign when i am able to accurately predict current events.

It’s video time! Mischievous keas, the only alpine parrot species in the world. Like a lot of parrots they’re quite intelligent and have used their cleverness to thwart conservationist efforts to avoid dependence on human food in this location (town of Arthur’s Pass in the Southern Alps). 🪶

engaging in most dangerous activity known to man (cutting a bagel)

elon musk is a monkey with 1000 bananas and everyone is just like “well i guess we have to listen to the guy with the most bananas what can ya do!”

im sorry this is very fucking funny, a bunch of guys were abruptly fired by Elon while holding a nuke and they’re now in a truck stop somewhere taking turns babysitting it lmaooo

POV you’re eating a steak