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I’ve gotten this ad multiple times now on Reddit. just what exactly does the state department think I’m up to

committing seppuku > taking the Step 3 exam 👍

it’s really spectacular that pentagon employees knew he was doing this and had specifically, repeatedly asked him not to do it but he simply could not resist texting the family group chat all the hottest war gossip

happy 5th anniversary to the best tweet of the last decade

The "duvet cover" is a government program to test how docile the population is. They want to know how much Bullshit we'll put up with. They are laughing at us

self soothing this morning by watching hyper aggressive cape water buffalos rescue baby animals from lions

white truffle cream cheese 🤌

This kind of thing feels like an anti-product. I seriously cannot imagine ANYONE asking for this.

more like disapp-ears

It’s really cool of Taco Bell to, the moment I pull away from the drive-thru telecom, blast the amount of money I owe in numerals the size of basketballs so that the people behind me can know that I just spent more than St Jude’s operating budget on black bean Crunchwraps

hero rat breaks record for landmine detection 🐀 www.cnn.com/2025/04/18/w...

This short king truly was the prophet of our times. We should have heeded his warning

gm

Jack the cat

I hate my foes so much

I would have the exact same look on my face tbh

Possibly the weirdest planet yet discovered? Newfound world 2M1510 (AB) b appears to orbit not one but two stars...and they are actually failed stars, known as brown dwarfs...and the planet orbits sideways, in a unique up-and-down polar orbit. 🧪🔭 www.eso.org/public/news/...

“what do you understand about your condition?” “only what they’ve told me” “what have they told you?” “it’s in my chart” “can you summarize it for me?” “doc, i’ve been a patient since before you were born. i know how to evade any question to conceal my cognitive decline. i can do this all day”

AI: “it’s like external compute and storage for my brain” [slams into the side of a mountain with a tunnel painted on it looney tunes style]

if i hear the word “woke” one more time i am going to start screaming and never stop

Oh my god you want me to find "evidence" before putting someone in jail? Every time?? Do you have any idea how long that would take

was doing a neuro exam on a pediatric patient today and right in the middle he ripped a MASSIVE fart

Man, I see where people are coming from, but as an artist, with a lit degree, I don't think it's a good move to say "it makes people less prejudiced" or "it improves critical thinking." Better to just say art is good because we're all here on this sinking ship and it's nice to have a band playing.

Why even have a brain, any ideas, any ability to express them, any kind of communication with other people, any desire to solve problems or invent anything, any reason to learn, any use for your eyes or your heart, or any reason to teach or create

Yup. They'll send a legitimately awful US citizen to CECOT, and anyone who criticizes it will be accused of supporting the awful person... and then they'll send someone slightly less awful. Eventually, they'll have established that they can send anyone.

WATCH: Elephants at the San Diego Zoo Safari Park react to Monday's 5.2 magnitude earthquake that shook San Diego County. The elephants formed an "alert circle" meant to protect the young and the entire herd from any threats, according to the San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance.

Doing this while the GOP has spent decades building up a machine to throw out as many Dem votes as possible seems like a really fucking stupid and dangerous thing to do

education polarization is a central fact of US politics. Rs have given up on trying to appeal to educated people. They are trying to destroy as many postgrad-requiring jobs as possible, and the universities themselves.

realizing that i am the female version of Master Shake

i think that guy who got accidentally deported to El Salvador is probably dead

When they ask me to interpret that EKG

every single time i am on pediatrics the germ bearing tiny children give me ebola

3 days ago RFK Jr. told the CDC to stop recommending water fluoridation, claiming it was a neurotoxin (this is a lie). Turns out he also just eliminated the CDC’s entire Lead Program, and now lead poisoned children in Milwaukee are just on their own. Lead IS a neurotoxin and harms brain development

Hair Hut Scott, OH

my ancillary question about the ICE kidnapping people off the street stuff is how exactly does one prove that they’re a US citizen. like if i was walking around and i got stopped would my drivers license be enough? do you need a birth certificate on you? what if you don’t have your wallet?unclear

the body keeps the score. my body: I need more white monster.

choosing the path of Peace and Light when I don’t respond to a random post about how doctors don’t know anything and medical school instills too much confidence. pivoting instead to the ED board where there are chief complaints of “super infection” and “? FELL NO BREATHJNG”