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Not a member of any bike related blood sacrifice cults. It/She
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Food taste so good when being unhinged levels of under fueled is the vibe

Call me a sprocket fucker the way Im stripping their hub

This has now passed in Iowa. If you are #trans and based in #Iowa - get out immediately If you are financially struggling and cannot afford to leave - get in contact with me, with your desired safe destination and I will endeavour to financially assist you with travel costs.

I frequently ask myself why I have invested half my life in a software system for which I clearly have Stockholm syndrome for. But then again it can play Tetris and nethack so

Ride it til it dies.

I hate these bastards in Silicon Valley so much for what they've done to the idea of tech. The idea that we as a collective people could work together to improve our lives through ingenuity, collaboration, and determination. Instead, it's become a ponzi scheme based on the idea of line goes up.

They need to invent a way of riding brakeless that doesn't burn through tires

Starting a diet of olive oil and protein smoothies

This is the way. Drive it into the ground.

The permanent state of: have I been abusing my body or is something actually Wrong

I hear skullbong is coming back....

Girls love accidentally Akira sliding down a road

i. fucking. hate. whiteboarding.

I can't do this horrifically plagued shit anymore.

writing rust to cope with the horrors like a true tranny.

I wish someone would ride me like I ride my bike. Happy Valentine's day

Facts

How the fuck did a hangover turn into the flu this shit sucks.

Oh to be a cute anime girl abandoned by god

When Erdos shows up to rail amphetamines and ramble about the deep truths of the universe he's regarded as a brilliant mathematician but when I do it it's "who are you?" "Please leave I'm calling the cops" and "get out stop please oh god why are you bleeding so much"

If I can't come to work every day in a pink maid outfit it's not a job I want to do

If the organizer of a protest in Richmond would need to ask how to get to the warehouse, maybe don’t trust it

No permits at the capitol grounds is a great way to have a really fun time in a cell

This is a locally organized protest. It is not unusual for such to not label any org or organizers. Meanwhile the 50501 just stinks of a setup lmao

I personally don't trust any event that starts at city hall

Don't kink shame me I have a memory unsafety fetish and have to write the worst C you'll ever lay your eyes on.

I don't think vintage story is tedious enough.

I need to get more ripped I need to get more ripped I need to get more ripped

Idk why but I the pure mockery of food that is modernist cooking speaks to my soul

Girls only want one thing for their birthday.

It's my birthday give my friends money to be gay in Berlin and ride bikes in one of the most insane track races in the world thanks

Want to support queer cyclist at Berlin's Rad Race? All WTF team Allez-Gattu from Richmond is raising money to get there! Send them some cash! They're also looking for sponsors! gofund me/63d6cc75

Want to support queer cyclist at Berlin's Rad Race? All WTF team Allez-Gattu from Richmond is raising money to get there! Send them some cash! They're also looking for sponsors! gofund me/63d6cc75

malort has the best advertising for any alcohol out there. “it tastes like shit, you’ll hate it, and everyone visiting you from outside the midwest will despise it” and every one goes wild for it and can’t get enough

need to know how I keep attracting the most unhinged tboys in a 50 mile radius.