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Wall Street rn:

I always look forward to the Amazing Race portion of the Conclave where teams of two papal candidates have to traverse the length of Italy and reach Vatican City using no money but only their wits and any miracles they can perform.

I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning

Oh. #floriduh

I miss the Skunk Ape and the Chupacabra.

A Zissen Pesach to all who celebrate. Chag Sameach.

How's your day going?

Every day is a new exercise in "Will you ever have enough to retire on and not have to eat cat food" hell.

Oh.

Around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world

I'm calling for an investigation into whether President Trump manipulated the market to benefit his Wall Street donors—all while working people and small businesses paid the price. Did Trump help insiders cash in on his tariff flip-flopping? It sure looks like corruption.

Creepy as hell. 🤡

Me to my dog when another dog barks at him on our walk

“you don’t know them”

This fucking guy.

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They threw in the word "biggest" to shut him up, didn't they. Only a mere 2000 down from Monday.

You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.

You're doing amazing, Sweetie.

So much winning... #djia

Opinion | Cheer up Democrats. The last time Republican tariffs created a worldwide recession, it ushered in 35 years of Democratic dominance, which led to Social Security, civil rights, and victory in World War II

A new "Asshole Tech Bro Best Bud" position just opened up and he's got the credentials.

#Flaverification - Welcome over to the blue skies @hillaryclinton.bsky.social

ah yes the time-honored "ruckus" exception to the First Amendment that we all learned about in civics class

A first-class letter just took over two weeks to arrive. #AMA

biggest takeaway from the group chat leak

One thing that can get lost in all this is that Jeff Goldberg knows much, much more about national security than the principals who were on that text chain.

No notes. #floriduh

Did you know? 18 U.S.C. § 793(f) makes it a federal crime for people entrusted with information related to the national defense to — with gross negligence — disclose it to others in violation of that trust.

In a perfect world, the town drunk and the Secretary of Defense would be two different people.

Noted. No due process for Brian Kilmeade. He doesn't want it, it's too cumbersome. Just toss him in jail for life on that parking ticket and ask no questions.