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men will ignore all warning signs to do something they're not supposed to do and then blame you when they get hurt

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i do not consent to my body growing these random skin tags

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as a chronic jaw clencher i could never be trusted with a cyanide pill in a fake molar

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i'm not listening to any of these recession rumours *deletes lip products from cart*

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no man has ever once heard what i was saying to him while his phone was in his hand

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just bought 2 mascaras that i hate so catch me with raccoon eyes for the next 4+ months

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sisyphus and the water distiller

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cereal is just kibble for humane

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my roman empire is cryptic pregnancies

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are you ugly at work/hot in your free time, or hot at work/ugly in your free time? just asking cuz i'm ugly at work/ugly in my free time so

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it's just easier to carry the misinterpretations people have of me than to correct them

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we need to invent a lie detector implant

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men lie a lot. sometimes it's intentional because they are trying to be deceptive. but often it is an accident simply because they are stupid

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english muffins can fuck off

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groundbreaking new research shows the previously unrecognized presence of vestigial organ in human men: the brain

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next step in human evolution is males having vestigial ears since they NEVER USE THEM

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gonna start recording time lapse of any writing/typing to prove it wasn't done by ai

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could go for some medieval torture right about now

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why is mascara thirty dollars? mascara should always be $9.99

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heal me seaweed snack

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reading my emotional support fanfic

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yearning for something that doesn't know i even exist

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forlorn is such a good word

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me after a stressful day: time to crack open a cold one *stabs bbt straw through cellophane seal*

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we should be able to inflate our double chins like a frog

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lost in my daily daydream of starting over in the english countryside as a minimalist

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will i ever be acknowledged for how funny and beautiful i am

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my chronic pain seems to be trying out a new trend called: different body part hurts every month for no reason surprise

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as a cat owner of 12+ years i will still never get over the absolute epitome of cuteness that is when cats clean behind their ears

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i really thought braces were like 20-30k for some reason. as valuable as my art degree cost

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arthur h. ritis

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getting abducted with a burlap sack over my head sounds really good right about now

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between the canada post strike and american tariffs, i gotta start my xmas shopping now as a canadian smh

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just realized i'm in an inter-abled relationship(brown eyes vs blue eyes)

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laying in a hammock would fix me

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sometimes you come across a man who is so insanely hot except he is taken and you are also taken and you both live in different countries and have nothing in common

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i don't have fomo. i have fopo. fear of pissing off. please don't be mad. please don't be mad. please don't be mad.

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yes i follow a 12 step program(bedtime routine)

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need an at home x ray machine so i see what part of my body is acting like a little bitch

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In honor of World Migratory Bird Day, fuck off and fly away from all the bullshit dragging you down.

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ninja cremati

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when my moms partner would piss me off i used to secretly occasionally pour out one of his cans of beer

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baggus are overrated

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unconditional love is the real cryptid

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the true test of a relationship isn't traveling together, it's when you live together and one person is sick and the other isn't

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thought about what necessities i would pack if i suddenly had to move abroad, and honestly not much besides my clothes/cat/tablet/makeup. maybe my favourite water bottle and slippers

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i need to go to the uk so bad

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i spontaneously decided to wear my headlamp while vacuuming/steam mopping and had a eureka moment

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