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nothing awakens my caveman brain like getting a whiff of chimney smoke in the middle of the city

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knuckle tattoo idea: KNUC KLES

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i could be living a stress free life if it wasn't for mario kart 8

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the normalization of coffee addicts is just alcoholism masquerading as morning people

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having epicanthic folds is like having built in pockets; i'm basically an otter

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petition to make cooking instructions less vague

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i have an acquaintance who i definitely think would have a ross "rachel/emily" moment if he were to get married

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buying 12 more lip balms would fix me

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hate when you do it after eating and all you hear is the sloshing in your stomach like you're some kind of human soup dumpling

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D.R.E.A.M. distilled(water) rules everything around me

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my pronouns are banshee/her

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took a photo of my partner in a white robe looking like jesus so i guess i'm no longer an atheist

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the only way I'm going to believe that any online reviews aren't ai generated bs now is if they have typos in them.

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somebody should invent a smoothie that doesn't make you cold, but not in a fruit soup kinda way

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some sashimi would fix me

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ur momma so fat she came 13th in mario kart

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just went to the sauna and can confidently say that i won; i suffered the most and got the sweatiest

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yes to buying canadian but don't forget this: fuck loblaws and galen weston

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gen z: accountability? idk what that is, no one ever taught me that i need to be accountable for my own actions

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a group of crows wearing glasses could be called a nerder of crows

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help, how do i learn how to be resourceful and self-sufficient

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are bath tubs supposed to be self cleaning? pmo i gotta scrub that mf when i wanna take a bath

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why do they call it a hard palate when it still gets scratched up so easily from a pizza crust

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if it weren't for my loud af subluxating joints and tendons i could've had a lucrative career as an assassin.

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a xmas thrash metal cover band caller sleigher

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white people think everyone's got 3+ middle names

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cake is one of the worst cravings to have at night. where do i go for just a sliver of fluffiness and icing

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i need to get body slammed daily otherwise my slipped rib will never learn it's place

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the numbers one through nine should each be one syllable in all languages. seven? gtfo. ocho? uno? hell no.

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growing up i only got to eat garlic bread(store bought) as a treat. as an adult i almost never eat garlic bread but it's time for that to change

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didn't fully understand walter benjamin's aura until seeing AI generated art

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I am announcing retaliatory tariffs against the United States. If you are in the United States and you are reading this post you owe me 30 cents.

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I think our tech development just outpaced biological evolution of the brain and we’re seeing the results.

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Apparently I am the only American human who did not eat buttered noodles as a child, also noodle with just butter sounds weird, I like noodles and I like butter but come on you need more than just those two things

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I’m not kidding: those who delegate all their writing, thinking and creative expression to machines are going to wake up one day and discover that they can no longer write or think. You need to make your own art. You need to keep your brain working. You need to stay human.

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my life is just an endless cycle of forgetting that i'm making tea. an ourorooibos if you will

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tongue piercings are equivalent to sternum tattoos

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eyebrow piercings are equivalent to ankle tattoos

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angel fangs are equivalent to tramp stamps

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indoor vaping is the new lead paint

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diy sous vide idea: eat sushi and then get in the hot tub

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If it exists you can refine it — but it must exist first. Make the sketch. Combine the ingredients. Try the routine. Be not deterred. You can make it perfect faster with the experience gained.

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