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peachiegeechie.bsky.social
Proud weirdo Baltimore raised me but Charlotte claimed me now imma sanctified sinner, a holy heathen, a wholesome whore, a sophisticated seductress, a hedonistic healer, a sage seer, a verbal villain, a lover of love
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#GoodMorning everyone whose left nipple hurts itches and tingles. It’s me. I’m everyone. Someone come get this nipple I don’t know how much more of this sensation I can take🤣😂🤣😂🤣

#GoodMorning everyone who didn’t fall for the avocado hype It has no taste and it’s mushy

I’m having a conversation with someone who is making me question my level of intelligence and I’m pretty damn smart

#Offset needs to fire his whole team for letting him make and release that whack ass crash out song Unrelease that track RIGHT NOW!

Why people from NY always gotta tell you they from NY IDGAF!

Had a session with my sub today We tried sumn new He’s been asking for it for months I thought I hurt him He liked it New kink unlocked

He said it’s my fault he cums so fast

He said it feels like the ocean. Idk what that means

Him: what do you bring to the table Me:🪓⛽️🔥

Jamie Fox hairline in this new movie is disturbing

#GoodMorning everyone who eats ass

#GoodMorning everyone who don’t feel like a bra today

I know the session is getting good when I tell my therapist this ain’t what I’m paying for and she says this is EXACTLY what you’re paying for…she don’t know me 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

#GoodMorning everyone whose belly joins in when you’re tryna make your booty cheeks clap

How many times per day do you walk into a room and forget why you’re there????

#GoodMorning everyone who knows to come correctly or get the fuck on expeditiously

#GoodMorning everyone who does coke…HOW? I micro die every time I spray my allergy meds

#GoodMorning everyone giving energy to things that don’t matter STOP THAT! Now have a great day on purpose

#GoodMorning everyone who ain’t birthed no babies but you definitely have children

You see him on his time I see him on my time

You are a pastor I am a heathen Exactly how do you imagine THIS working????

#GoodMorning everyone who does not start their day with a cup of coffee

I called a manager and she answered “don’t ruin my Friday” Me: it’s Friday??? Her: No and I don’t need you to remind me Bof us: hysterical giggles Happy Wednesday

#GoodMorning everyone who doesn’t have a favorite food

Monterey Jack Dorito’s

He calls it a click. I don’t mind cuz he knows what to do with it. He and she have a special relationship and I won’t stand in their way😂🤣😂🥰🥰🥰

Missing daddy real bad today. For all his flaws this is one situation where he’s an expert. I know goods advice would be so on point. I miss you daddy

#GoodMorning everyone with two phone but chu ain’t a drug dealer

Creating

I just got real excited about a hot bath with Epsom’s salt

#GoodMorning everyone who does the stair machine on leg day

Pretty sure I have a thing for short men

#GoodMorning everyone who has shower concerts

Anybody else kewchie get super juicy outta nowhere??? Like girl, I’m playing solitaire…

#GoodMorning everyone who fell asleep before you could rub one out

#GoodMorning everyone who woke up alone with missing body jewelry

His sheets still smell like her He doesn’t understand why she won’t answer his calls

I could swallow your kids everyday for a month straight twice on Sunday BUT as SOONST you show me who you really are I will believe and block you online and in real life…walk right past you cuz I don’t know you

#GoodMorning everyone who woke up in the arms of someone you love …one day