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“The only thing I have holding me back is that I have self respect and dignity. Thank God for Kristen who is unburdened by those anchors”
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the most freeing thing about not having a pet is not having to worry about killing said pet

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one of the best stories of my life is when we had my girl hamster choose pieces of paper with pronouns on them and laughed when she picked he/him and then 6 months later I noticed her huge balls

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this toddler is shaping up to become an absolute fashion weapon and I just wanted to say I called it in 2025

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cat purring on my chest dr pepper next to me never kill yourself!!!!

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the first time I ever heard Kanye West was in a Todrick Hall x Pentatonix Collab

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everyone loves “black cat golden retriever friendship duos”, but what about one friend who is canonically a big whore and the other one who sends you texts like these

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was laughing last night about the sick concoction it is to be deeply (like life ruiningly) stubborn AND also mentally ill… like damn if this was cowboy times I might still think everyone else was like this too and that’s horrifying

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unique childhood experience: mom threatens to “call the schools” unless you learn addition

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it’s really sweet that my homeschooled sister got a degree in environmental science. Goes to show you can take the girl out of the home that is also a school but you can’t…… escape homeschoolers

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when UVM’s forestry department graduated people in the crowd made owl noises and it was really quite lovely

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I feel like my need to change the size of the tupperware when the quantity of food goes down and my mothers use of the same tupperware regardless of food size (because the larger container fit the initial amount) reflects things about our psyche

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ugh just like that guy in glees mom 😣

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almost started crying bc the old is sinking in

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I expect at least 4 thank you cards

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i’ve become a fan of women’s basketball in the span of 3 months bc they’re all hot tall and gay and I feel like…. that’s also why men watch sports….. hey men: i’m onto you

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operation smoke weed in a few hours

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if I could go back in time and switch out the trump quote I chose for my senior quote i’d change it to this

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the fact that I grew up listening to harry potter discussion podcasts and still managed to pull is insane

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after the flop that was boston drag gauntlet I will now be identifying as homophobic

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I have such a morbid fascination with religion and religious people because what do you mean you’re going down a k hole before going to marriage counseling

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I will be cremated with my weed pen

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art history? no medical history? shove it up my ass

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sometimes girls post the most god awful photos and they’re like “candid” like baby no. that is a draft.

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my problem with most stories (the last of us included and specifically) is that the story they PRESENT is much different than the story they TELL

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“it doesn’t hold water on its face”

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who can relate? woo!

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you either know what DFTBA stands for or you had a normal childhood

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i’m gonna start calling my trans masc friends jesus bc duh like him on the cross like that man is on ✝️

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found out weed zyn pouches were invented and discovered a new will to live

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Leg day is a myth invented by Big Shoe

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not sure why people aren’t adopting “bird box myself” instead of saying the big bad word tiktok hates

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my muppets won’t stop having sex 😭😭😭😭

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the toys?????? 😭😭😭😭

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ellie saying “i’m gonna be a dad?” instead of calling her pregnant girlfriend a liability (something she had already communicated was a fear of hers) actually makes me so upset but i’m not gonna talk any more about it

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hi how are you I actually can’t deal with tlou edits on tiktok and it’s making me want to delete the app

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gay miley cyrus? i’ll believe it when I see it I SAID ILL BELIEVE IT WHEN I SEE IT

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my stage is my microsoft teams groupchat my canvas is my premium canva subscription and a dream

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the roach of the internet (eating disorder twitter) has found its way to bluesky

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bisexual pride

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how do I explain to tax people that I don’t intend on living long enough to benefit from a 401k and that’s just practical

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dachshunds are 2025 pugs were 2015

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I tested mics twice and they STILL didn’t work on set I feel like a real content creator 🥰🥰🥰 pain

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if I was president i’d first come after the lottery because what do you mean

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first born daughters are at most a collage and at worst an accomplice

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i do this with every oldest. but blue ivy is sooooo oldest sibling

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