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peakingsassy.bsky.social

Spoiler of pets. Fluent in sarcasm, profanity & GIF. Cancer survivor🔔, scleroderma strong 💪🏻 , dbl 🫁 transplant warrior. I’ve been through too much to tolerate dumbfuckery from ANYONE!

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“Wait, you mean the women who meet the impossible beauty standards that we set have to use make-up??? That’s FRAUD!!! Waaaahh! 😭”

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From now on, all economic boycotts shall be referred to as “Targeting” (pronounced tar-ZHAY-ing).

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I hope scientists seize this golden opportunity to study the effects of space on face filler.

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I swear, he’s like Karen demanding to see the manager.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

this is a vertiginously sad wirecutter headline — and I say that as one who appreciates a good poop bag as much as next the guy

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

“Siri, show me ‘banality of evil’.”

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Keep talking about the Signal security lapse at the Pentagon. The media may have forgotten about it, but the voters have not.

submitted 3 days ago • 854 comments

Cabot Creamery: We put the “butt” in butter!

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Everything old is new again.

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I think the millions of “regular Americans” who gathered coast-to-coast across the country last Saturday would beg to differ. GIVE ME STRENGTH!!! 😫

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

That man is in dire need of a laxative. He be so full o’ shit, ‘tis spewing from his mouth.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone, please check this list. It shows the GOP districts that will be most affected. These 15 MAGA Repa will sell out their own constituents to fund tax breaks to the rich. They are willing to let their constituents DIE and cut Medicaid to do this. Light up those phones! #HandsOffOurMedicaid

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

This dog would blow a circuit in my Border Collie’s brain. 😅

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America. Forged in the Age of Enlightenment. Destroyed in the Age of Absurdity.

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“A lot of people don’t know it, but there was a thing called the Great Depression. And it was great. And we’re going to do it again. But this time we’re going to have the Greatest Depression. It’s going to be beautiful. It’s going to be the biggest, most beautiful depression you’ve ever seen.”

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments