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comedian • writer • advice columnist @ Racket MN // Minneapolis, MN // she/her
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what are your top three coffee shops in the Twin Cities and why?

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if you’re reading this and live in the Twin Cities please please consider coming to our banger fundraiser show at Hook & Ladder this Tues 2/25 7pm. I’m so excited to support my progressive city council member’s re-election and so grateful such talented performers are willing to be there 💛

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wow, had to do my first wave of blocks on here because some little baby boys are mad that many love Star Trek for it’s obvious socialist overtones

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Star Trek is supreme comfort show. number one go-to. I love sexy communist spaceship

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having sex with a guy to get back at a woman who is also you… oh boy do I get it #severance

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going to get really into baseball this season so I can find a husband. in my exp baseball guys have a more gentle demeanor

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back on my supplements including lion’s mane, fish oil and NAC. are they helping? who knows. but I hate taking them and do it every day and that’s what matters

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good bars in twin cities to sit and read if youre feeling lonely and are cozy and not too loud?

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and it’s incredibly awesome that local music legend Jeremy Messersmith will be closing off such a fun show next Tuesday 2/25!!

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Khadijah is an icon in the scene, you have to check it out for yourself!

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cottage cheese and apple slices? I, for one, say yay

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if you like this kind of comedy may I introduce you to an up and coming comedian who is not famous but talks about the same shit and also gets accused of being angry and has an annoying voice

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one of my favorite lines when I’m arguing with someone is “man you’re just sayin stuff”

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anyone know where to get skates sharpened in south/uptown minneapolis?

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the bachelorette of the dating show I hosted asked for my number at the end of the show

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my friend Sam is a Twin Cities treasure, do not miss this show it is a guaranteed banger!!! 2/25 next Tues!!

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for better or worse I am headlining The Mudd Room speakeasy in beautiful Mendota Heights this evening, show at 7pm

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Trevor is one of THE funniest dads in the Midwest! He’s an Acme regular and an absolute delight! Come out next Tues 2/25 see for yourself

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ELECTED MET COUNCIL so they actually support the people’s needs!!! would add: why do some buses run once an hour and almost never past 11pm? We need to have a say in who decides the things that affect us so!

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okay but if these two saw me from across the bar and really liked my vibe..??

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oh so you do know how to give a shit

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co hosting the Date Night Podcast tonight 7pm at Icehouse, bonus: no men on the card! tonight will be for the Kweer Kweens (but everyone can, and should, come thru)

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any twin cities folks want to go ice skating on lake of the isles this Thursday evening?

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how the temperatures in the weather app been looking lately

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what are your favorite background shows to have on while you get stuff done?

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whole banana: too much, gross half banana: delicious treat

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Learn about Andy, one of the performers for our Comedy Show Fundraiser! ‘Andy is a Minneapolis based comic and is a regular at Acme Comedy Company. He was the winner of the “Funniest Person in the Twin Cities” contest in 2022 and was named a “Twin Cities Comic to Watch” by Racket Minnesota.’

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would someone please take me to the como conservatory tomorrow?

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