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i am soooo into selling munitions. its like my kink. i just cant get enough of selling munitions

“If I let you ride my back across the river, you must promise not to get any weird slime on me,” said the tiger. “We promise,” said the frogs. But as they were halfway across, the tiger felt some weird slime,

why eat your friends? they dont taste good. sorry. im want to eat a big cake

Nature documentaries are beautiful

would be very funny if someone made a minecraft mod that made the crafting grid completely freeform (like it's no longer a grid, just a canvas to place items on) but the further you deviate away from the shape of an item the more fucked up it looks

face my acetic acid blast [everything smells like vinegar and will for a whole week]

i had a vision

タランチュラベビー。全体的にふかふか。

i dislike when the computer generated thomas trains scrunch their faces when they go toot toot. i do not like that it seems to take effort. viscerally unpleasant

HAPPY HYENA DAY

certain people with AI lately

Okay Uriel. #Oblivion #OblivionRemastered

You’ve recently eaten cake. Would you like to chew broken glass?

whyd they make a house out of leaves that fuckig stupit leaves dont a structural integrity

i feel like if anyone asked me what my inspiration was for building the Microcosm i'd have to disappoint them and say i don't know. because like, what the microcosm is, it's kinda a clusterfuck of interesting-things-i-wanted-to-write-about with a bunch of cultural osmosis on top

calling twitter "x" is the first step in recovering from ever having used it. the second is never mentioning it again

Valley Carpenter bees and their fun sexual dimorphism for #invertefest

punches the sign with my raw ape strength

those motherfuckers who say shit like "the pyramids could never be constructed today" THE HOOVER DAM??? whatever the fuck bass pro shops is doing??? literally ANYTHING ELSE? like we don't make big structures out of rock slabs nowadays because we have Concrete you dense fuck

no CORPORATE MASCOT is my friend except tony the tiger and maybe the msi dragon but NO OTHER. thats right i dont owe that green owl motherfucker jack SHIT

STOP POSTING ABOUT 6325 Return to Steam

he's never getting past the JoeFarm allegations. you know why Biden was the way he was during his presidency? simple: he was having his DNA extracted by Fidel Castro (alive) so they could make the ultimate milk cow. just you wait, this'll be in the news soon: Castro Dairies $CSTD

i-e-i-e-i got this feeling in my bones old macdonald had a farm e-i-e-i-o

i was gonna be like "why are people so fascinated by horse race test" but let's be real, horg

for the past year ive had this in the corner of my vision at all times ⚙️

british railways should tear up all their rails and replace them with narrow-gauge for fun and laughs. Its just logical. Ok

please please mr doctor i want my sinews removed and replaced with hydraulics and backup mechanical cable-pulley system please thanks

day 166 of making a cow tools every day unless i don't