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"Don't worry boys and girls, You'll be able to get your Tesla to drive to your exact location from across the entire country without a driver! We plan to implement it by 2018! Full self driving! Oh, and we will be landing on Mars in 2022! Full Mars colony coming in 2028! Now, lick Santa's boots."

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I really feel bad for adults who still believe that Musk is not only intelligent but that he wants to produce anything of value... They're like teenagers who still believe in Santa Claus with complete earnestness despite having never gotten a Christmas present in their lives

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the virgin British single-stick VS the chad Irish lead-filled blackthorn shillelagh

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Please heed this advice. Every natural disaster deployment I have been to has had significant morbidity and mortality from carbon monoxide poisoning.

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this is somehow actually what happened

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I never wanted facial masculinization surgery but I would get a reverse nose job. I want a bigger nose.

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House MD gave me some unfair expectations about doctors who are mean to me. They don't take great effort in trying to solve what's wrong with me they just ask me to take anxiety medication :|

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Musk cosplaying as a parent would be funny if he didn't have a whole litter of spawn who don't yet know they exist as a part of his white supremacy breeding fetish...

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one of my favorite (and therefore the best) tropes in fantasy is when there's a wish-granting genie but instead of being a trickster they're just like "uhh I'm a genie, I can take these wishes out of context and do something crazy?" And shit is still fucked up by the end

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I have a small journal in which I write down stuff I think my future kids would want to know about me and what I was thinking at this point in time and lately each passage is just like "we keep 👏🏼 moving 👏🏼 forward, we PERSIST that's what we DO, but wow I'm so fucking tired!!!"

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Remember in Mr Robot when a whole company starts off as just a regular shitty corp but then grows and consumes and gets wound up in the government and then suddenly everyone has to use money associated with that company and so many innocent people die just for a shot at taking it down... Anyway

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If you don't know what to do right now to support devs, write a review on every game you loved last year. Just a thumbs up and one sentence is enough.

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Insane ad for me to get on Grindr

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the funny thing about this is that I've been looking in organic markets - like ones where everything is more expensive because it's all organic and natural shit - and the prices of those eggs have not changed. Those bitches are still $5.36.

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broke - Kamala Harris: “i will follow the law when it comes to transgender individuals” woke - Stephen Smith:

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I said I wasnt looking to immediately fuck a dude on Grindr (he asked if that is what I was looking for) and so he said "this is why we needed trump to get in office to make you people vanish" but then he followed it up with one last "POW" which makes it funny as fuck honestly

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gay chuds who are like "no real gay man would ever fuck a trans man, ew yucky!" they will never know the excitement when a gay man with a breeding kink discovers boy-pussy is real

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