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CEO, Normal Guys Club. he/him, 5'9½". 📍 NYC 🔗 instagram.com/shearsforpeers 🗓️ Joined April 2023
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People on survivalsky neglect to talk about the single most important piece of gear that you can keep in your bugout bag: A laminated picture of Gerard Leonidas from the movie 300. Make direct eye contact with the picture, 3-5 seconds is sufficient, for ANS activation before things go kinetic.

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i love technology

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advertisers are flocking to x, the free speech platform, formerly twitter

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they're passing a law that everyone who has a neck barcode tattoo has to get it replaced with a neck qr code

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elden ring fishing minigame

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<lana del rey voice> summertime sandwich

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YALL BETTER STAY AWAY FROM MY DIRT PILE. IT'S MINE I SAW IT FIRST

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fidget balisong

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hudson yards hot topic

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nori bluntwrap

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numetal? you mean lofi hiphop beats to relax/study the blade to?

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local milfs want YOUR microplastics

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this is incorrect. i've just been handed a report saying that the earthquake was caused by your mom

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man they sold me the hitachi carrot

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by age 30 you should be saving daylight more than once a year. if you put away 10% of the daylight with every paycheck, then you should have 20 years of daylight by the time you retire

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don't listen to anyone who says "you can only post this today." you can always post 311

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pacific drive is so cool i wish seattle was real

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get out of here stalker and get in to a brand new midsize suv at your local toyota dealership during our march of savings sales event!

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websites are coming back again, in a major way

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RETVRN

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the pigeon knows where it is because it knows where it isn't

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i can be silent no longer! martin septim truth now! (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

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what is the correct number of liquids to have? for context, i'm 5'9.5"

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myst except it's about saddam hussein and his sons

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Eric Adam Touch Planet Fitness Orb 10,000 𝒚𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒚 Bless the World 2024 Thank You

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bread broth & beyond

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a box of wires is the perfect christmas gift for the men in your family

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"May your packages be On Time" - Traditional American blessing follow for more Inspirational Quotes

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lost my fuckin' missile again. how the hell is anyone supposed to know where this thing is?

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banned from the gym for building cairns

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just woke up, which henry kissinger won't do today,

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i hardly knowinger

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HOORAY!!!!!!

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Honored to write the Rolling Stone obituary for the worst American of the post-World War II era. Rot in piss

submitted 493 days ago • 441 comments

henry kissinger eat shit in hell

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lumon industries "severed floor" except it's a bathroom instead of a workplace

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done with twitter alternatives. all of my social posting will now be on venmo

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hank hill making bobby pilot the eva

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in the dojo working on Squats: The Lost Tales. this is not a new type of squat, but is instead but a collection of unrelated lifts which take place in the overall Squats universe

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cybertruck: stainless steel looks like shit built by guy who owns "x" that spaceship car in prospect heights: stainless steel looks tight as fuck built by guy who owns pizza place

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fuck around and find hot singles near you

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iFixit X Supreme® Antistatic Wrist Strap Made exclusively for Supreme $74.99 (sold out)

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one time in college i was on acid and i found a family size bag of starburst on the ground that only had orange and yellow left in it

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pleased to report that the kids are upholding the most important trick-or-treating tradition of all: breaking eye contact and walking away immediately when their parents tell them to say "thank you"

submitted 522 days ago • 0 comments

do you think kids would be more disgusted by a box of raisins or an almond joy

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