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same energy

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Punxsutawney Phil predicts 6 more generations of capitalist hellscape

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Your Joke is Factually Incorrect: A Guide to Dying Alone

submitted 24 days ago • 29 comments

A murderer tries to stab me but with each thrust of his knife I block it with a sweet potato and after six stabs or so I gently place it in the oven at 400 degrees for 45 minutes

submitted 536 days ago • 22 comments

For sale: baby jetpack. Worn once

submitted 45 days ago • 11 comments

Fed my baby to a big ole hog and now I'm all alone

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

people say “you need to start living in the real world” but they forget that the real world includes lupines and lightning bugs and ginger beer and starlight and sea coasts and Renoir paintings and Rachmaninoff’s piano concertos and fog banks and foxes playing in snow.

submitted 80 days ago • 265 comments

Is YOUR child texting about P.G. Wodehouse? Get to know the signs: BRB = Bertie’s Rum Bother LMAO = Lest Maiden Aunts Occur JFC = Jeeves Favours Caution BTW = Bold Tie Warnings WTAF = Well Then, Augustus Fink-Nottle STFU = Sir, That Fedora’s...Unfortunate

submitted 81 days ago • 31 comments

Spotify Wrapped but it's the people you slept with for the year

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

thanks to spotify wrapped i can see that everyone is pretty much just listening to whatever spotify algorithm feeds them. great work everyone.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

conservatives probably: "world is so woke now you can't even stage an extremist right-wing coup anymore"

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Quit using my feet (I can see you)

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Accidentally doing a perfect Dune sandwalk trying to get my nutsack unstuck from my thigh

submitted 355 days ago • 4 comments

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