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When’s the last time you thanked a spider for its hard work?
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I need bitches to stop hating her cause it aggravated me to no end. If they blame her for the way the world ended up I’ll be heated

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Does anyone know how to remove a curse

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Can y’all stop being celibate my grid is empty and I’ve been needing weiner.

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Hey babes put the news down. Pic up your weiner take a photo and post it. Will it make you feel better idk I hope. But it will make ME! Feel better

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Fem top golf

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Ok guys let’s all skeet now. I ate and my catheter is in. Let’s go awesome sauce on this bomb dot com

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if you can’t laugh at your own skeets how the hell are you gonna laugh at your own skeets

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oh you like dr pepper? name all 23 flavors.

submitted 23 hours ago • 21 comments

Nap time is over. Who has my SNACKIES

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She said I’m horny from the depths of my heart. Paris will fix it. That or go watch crazy rich asians with chicken nuggets and cry. I lowkey hate all nuggets besides McDonalds and … I bet if I gave her some mango she’d give me something reasonable

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Let me go talk to a resilient hen

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Don’t go hamster mode the grounds not cold enough

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Tomorrow came so fast. Sun tans?

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<scream from a feather imploding>

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Pussy revving. Kill bill or pick up the phone

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Worms in my bucket kept and calm. Be free into the world. Find the carbon I seek. Feed them the words I read. Rain comes bringing clean.

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Lorde willow and Spotify dj rubbing my nipples kinda day

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Cat grass. Pussy hair. Natures whiskers.

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It’s like trying to start a car with a bad spark plug. The key turning over and over. No destination or errands for the day. But turn and turn to the sound of hope. Maybe the seatbelt is effecting the outcome. Turn and choke. Where’s the hum of the engine. The hum of a song on a sunny road. Turn.

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

Weird.

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Oomf being an emo kinda being as they say slay

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It’s messy bitch Pisces bday week

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Oh they are cool hot people with mystery, intriguing stories and actually behind it just hurt puppies that don’t let the world stop them *bark growl

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THIS is what being an ally is about.

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

haven’t used tiktok since that day

submitted 11 hours ago • 2 comments

What’s the concept of giving someone a reason/the freedom to be mad at you called

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Pop it up or you could screw today

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Let’s actually not normalize brushing your teeth in bed.

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Do y’all eat the cheese with the grease on or do you wipe it?

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I’m very sad and want to post it publicly but if anyone tries to empathize or reach out I’m going to pretend like I’m not only completely fine but me saying I’m sad is just for engagement bait.

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Raising canes has an awful vibe but good food.

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