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Exhausted lawyer. Here only for good things.
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Keep your spirits bright this 2025. Happy New Year!

The WHAT-seed oil?? (I learned a second later from my brother that I am just ignorant and that is an actual oil.) Still, sharing for everyone who still finds it hard to stare at, lol.

Merry Christmas, y'all. 🎄

I'm stuck in the car for another three or so hours with someone I deeply dislike. It really is the most wonderful time of the year.

NAME THE SNITCH!!!

Has it been confirmed whether a customer or employee of Mcdonalds snitched on the shooter?

I would audition to be one of those helped and would pay for everyone (cast, crew, everyone)'s plane fare.

Love it.

Omg, it's the Twitter bird.

Lived in a fishing community for a few months and went out to sea a few times. One man who was missing an arm said he knew something was wrong one night when the fish rushed him so fiercely they tore his nets.

God, I can't believe I can never use a Maris Racal meme again. Thanks a lot Anthony Jennings, you gross person. (Not letting her off the hook, by the way, she is also yucky.)

Hello December from the Pacific.

So many new followers, do any of you guys actually see my tweets? 😳

Why is this deranged? Serious question.

Glorious.

Me in periodic bouts from 2020 to the present.

Didn't think I'd need an app to applaud me for reading, but middle age is what it is, I guess. Love to the Fable app! ❤️

Bolero's Wisdom - Gator Days

Eldest daughter syndrome is real and it affects me most from late November to early January. Latest incident is me offering to help with Brother 1's travel expenses, getting turned down, only for Brother 2 to borrow money from me . . . to help B1 with his travel expenses. 🤡

Now realizing that my mentos-popping habit in the '90s is directly correlated to the pill-popping that followed in the '00s.

Where are the sweet potatoes??? Unless that's supposed to be the casserole?

Fun fact, like cats and dogs foxes can also turn into loafs :D

A bot followed me as soon as I arrived on this platform. Not a good sign, but it's still preferable to our eX socials.