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for the first time in my 29 years, i sharted—i’m sorry—releasing that private thought of mine was therapeutic just as i released said feces.

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a therapist once said that once i see adults as bigger children i’d be more understanding and empathetic but there are children who are more well behaved and intelligent so idk

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me to myself everyday when i think of 🍆

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he so me 😂 let me buy a maid fit rq

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i’m only 29, CHILLLLLL

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real question: is mayonnaise an instrument? asking for a close friend.

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it’s always been “forgive me, father, for i have sinned” but never “i’m sorry, daddy, i’ve been such a naughty slut” and i think we should change that to attract more into religion.

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i’m so excited for this new dwight skin for dead by daylight! 🥰 *adds to cart*

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the only inches i’m getting tonight is from the snowstorm 😔

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i listen to sabrina carpenter because her music is so relatable! her lyrics:

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i hear physical activities allow the release of such emotions 🫢

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tonight’s project 🥰

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i took half day today since my friends were off and i setup a rage room for us this afternoon. gotta express that anger in a healthy way! otherwise, i’d still be in bed like this:

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been thinking of scrapping the second poetry book that i’ve been formatting and focus on this third book i’ve been writing during my saturn return. it’s more reflective as i intended and shows more significant improvement as a writer since my debut. but idk i like that second book too. #poetry

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✅ laundry washed ✅ meal prepped ✅ body bathed ✅ meat handled ✅ cat snoring a lovely sunday night. and feet to expand my audience. and she’s not fat. she’s healthy and happy. clearly.

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if i was in a pageant, i’d win as:

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post your favorite pokemon; wrong answers only tho i disagree that mine IS a pokemon, i call it chimchar

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this could’ve been us this weekend for valentine’s but he’s not interested 😔

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is it really a fart? or is it an anal cough?

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think my headache today is from dehydration 🫠 oops

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we got thunderstorm warning tonight. scary! but the wind is the only thing that wants to blow me on valentine’s weekend. so a win is a win i guess 😔

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the lettuce on a mcchicken

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on valentine’s weekend, be like dunsparce! 💜

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this could’ve been us, but he’s too busy entertaining other men at the clerb 😔

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happy valentine’s day nerds 💜 self love is important too!

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if we spent valentine’s day together, we don’t need a dinner reservation why? because i already serve as the appetizer, entree, and dessert for FREE 🍽️🫢

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a stanza for valentine’s day tomorrow: he could’ve shut my speech out and leave me in bed speechless but he’s too busy with another man laying like a starfish on a dirty bed. #poetry

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Good morning Bluesky resisters!

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