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This is the funniest fucking thing Nate Bronze has ever said

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Meet Bakhour Chamntoub, the new head of Damascus's Jewish community (all 7 of them). The self-proclaimed 'best tailor in Syria,' Bakhour is a real celebrity - seemingly half the Old City knows him. He says he can't leave Syria because he's a womanizer and 'all my girls are here.'

submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments

[trying to make small talk with people here] so which teams are playing

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

CNN is absolutely addicted to booking my cousin lmao. And you know what they’re right to be

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"here’s what I believe happened: In the process of accumulating enormous wealth, the tech-oligarchs created the conditions for their loss of social power and, when they realized this, they got a big dose of class consciousness and turned furiously reactionary."

submitted 48 days ago • 38 comments

if you also have a father who is arguing that because China "controls" the ports on either end of the Panama Canal they could shut it down during a war, ask him to pull up Google maps and explain how they would go about doing that

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

They nuked the kosher bit of the “international” section at my local grocery store and I’m genuinely upset about it. I have to go miles out of my way to get shabbat candles 🙄

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

🏆 Parents of the Year??!! 🏆 ⬇️

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Shoutout to my parents who had no idea what this was when I asked them for this for my bday

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

I know this doesn’t really make sense but I can’t get it out of my head

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

Hey @kevinrothrock.me, super long-shot question but I just noticed you deleted your twitter — would you happen to have a list of the accounts you’d had in your anglophone Russia feed? It’s been an amazing resource for years. Thanks!

submitted 65 days ago • 1 comment

nonononononononono

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Hawk tuah has possibly gone dark because she has decided to carry out a dramatic act of political violence and is now taking concrete steps to enact it. There’s a lot of literature on this sort of thing.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

NYPD commissioner: you perp walked that guy? Goon: sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked Commissioner: what

submitted 95 days ago • 1 comment

Just remembered that a guy at the wedding I went to in October came out to me as a chaser

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People’s Daily moment

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About to hit purchase on 3 boxes of hanukah candles. That’s 135 candles. My medieval ancestors could not imagine such excess & wealth

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

my cat coming crying to me before I've discovered the thing he's knocked over and broken

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[through chopstick walrus tusks] damathcuth?

submitted 107 days ago • 1 comment

Missing out on my cousin’s wedding & skiing in Colorado because I have pneumonia or something 👍

submitted 108 days ago • 1 comment

Love to be sick for a full week and miss out on a skiing trip

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

[through walrus chopstick tusks] thee ee oh athathinated?

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Breaking: Biden Pardons Gatherer

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Israel killed 100 people in Gaza today. I listened to NPR this evening, and this wasn’t even reported in passing. There was even a report about an initiative to save endangered wolves somewhere, but no mention of the 100 people who were killed in less than 24 hours.

submitted 114 days ago • 19 comments

I’m still on it, nothing has replaced its “most people in politics use it and you can DM them” function, but the idea that people should just stay on there if they’re annoyed by it is crazy. No, it’s a website, they should do things they enjoy instead of using it

submitted 113 days ago • 42 comments

Important dreamstate plotting is underway

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

I can’t get minute by minute updates on what’s happening in Syria, Israel-Palestine, or Ukraine here

submitted 113 days ago • 2 comments

chabad bochurim expanding the tunnels while singing a niggun that uses the tune from the song in the "holes" end credits

submitted 113 days ago • 1 comment

- what’s this ideology? - it’s antideutsch - is it a sensible reaction to german history or is it just more deutsch? - (laughing) it’s a good ideology, sir - [i look] - [it’s just fucking deutsch]

submitted 113 days ago • 1 comment

Hammer, nails, etc

submitted 115 days ago • 1 comment

What we’ve seen today is that if you try to be both the head coach of the Chicago Bears and the overall commander of the Syrian Arab Army you will probably do neither very well

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

My parents’ cat was staring forlornly at his empty bowl as we sat down to eat

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Be sure to thoroughly wash your turkey in the sink and put it in the deep fryer fully frozen

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Konrad what the FUCK

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments