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i want my pilots black and gay and my engineers chinese I'm tired of this shit

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crashing out remains largely performance art. keep in mind no one of any actual means will actually want to save you.

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being friends with dudes who ain't gotta car is so exhausting i see why women don't want to fuck yall

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dreams of the wife wearing nothing but arcteryx watching the rain from the window. the cat is purring in his sleep. the tea kettle starts whistling.

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but why would big tobacco want to kill me specifically?

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skeet shooting sounds fun but i don't know if i can afford to replace all those monitors

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crazy bc i know if i was white people would be glazing tf out of my swag. id probably be rich rn.

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bagchasers LLC

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call her alopecia how she forces me to reckon with my own mortality

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call her tech deck how she do tricks on it

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my obsession with aluminum stock is insane. touching this beautiful ass bare metal. i just want to eat it

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

donald trump could do us just one dub and ban all drivers over 70

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bitches with cheap garden hoses be like "kink friendly" like ya we can tell

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it's cook or get cooked

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sometimes annoying coworker: look at these 200 million dollar homes? wouldn't it be awesome to be able to buy one? me: the acquisition of a billion spendable dollars would mean the outright failure of my service to my fellow man coworker: . . . hey I'll see you tomorrow!

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i told yall about them fuckin bambu printers man

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cold is the clarity of thought

submitted 54 days ago • 2 comments

women be so upset when they find out freddie dredd looks like an average dude

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ur in her dm's, i'm in her room with the other shadowmen. shorty got sleep paralysis and we're gonna eat her soul.

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if i had to fuck 100 guys my shit would look like this. whoever is currently clapping is on the jumbo tron. guards enforcing the order. the 10 up next on milking machines. if you can't get hard in 60 secs you get sent to the back. there's actually 110 guys hired. real ant queen shit.

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment

i came here to poast about my idm faves just not making "music' anymore while listening to a recently released track and by time i actually wrote the tweet its like "ah i get it"

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

a hoot in the streets and a holler in the sheets

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in the gym benching 135 only thinking of which more shirts i can rip the sleeves off of

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to be loved is to be seen

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when she lets off that "oh shiiiiiit" i know I'm in my bag its like my theme song starts playing

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this belly fat was designed to defend against sword attacks. your k-pop idol boys were not built for war sadly

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Plugging 66 space heaters into this bad boy

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You didn't think you'd be looking at wifejak 2099, but here we are, staring at your wife from the futurefoward timeline, she's feeding you Orbit-O's and you've just got to go with it.

submitted 131 days ago • 1 comment

lit ablaze, torn asunder

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to vape is to love to zyn is to suffer

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if no one else will do it loads gun THEN I WILL END ONE PIECE

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

honestly it's really funny when someone posts their boyfriend and us simps boycott the engagement and then they just don't do that shit ever again

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

i want my pilots black and gay and my engineers chinese I'm tired of this shit

crashing out remains largely performance art. keep in mind no one of any actual means will actually want to save you.

being friends with dudes who ain't gotta car is so exhausting i see why women don't want to fuck yall

dreams of the wife wearing nothing but arcteryx watching the rain from the window. the cat is purring in his sleep. the tea kettle starts whistling.

but why would big tobacco want to kill me specifically?

skeet shooting sounds fun but i don't know if i can afford to replace all those monitors

crazy bc i know if i was white people would be glazing tf out of my swag. id probably be rich rn.

bagchasers LLC

call her alopecia how she forces me to reckon with my own mortality

call her tech deck how she do tricks on it

my obsession with aluminum stock is insane. touching this beautiful ass bare metal. i just want to eat it

donald trump could do us just one dub and ban all drivers over 70

bitches with cheap garden hoses be like "kink friendly" like ya we can tell

it's cook or get cooked

sometimes annoying coworker: look at these 200 million dollar homes? wouldn't it be awesome to be able to buy one? me: the acquisition of a billion spendable dollars would mean the outright failure of my service to my fellow man coworker: . . . hey I'll see you tomorrow!

i told yall about them fuckin bambu printers man

cold is the clarity of thought

women be so upset when they find out freddie dredd looks like an average dude

ur in her dm's, i'm in her room with the other shadowmen. shorty got sleep paralysis and we're gonna eat her soul.

if i had to fuck 100 guys my shit would look like this. whoever is currently clapping is on the jumbo tron. guards enforcing the order. the 10 up next on milking machines. if you can't get hard in 60 secs you get sent to the back. there's actually 110 guys hired. real ant queen shit.

i came here to poast about my idm faves just not making "music' anymore while listening to a recently released track and by time i actually wrote the tweet its like "ah i get it"

a hoot in the streets and a holler in the sheets

in the gym benching 135 only thinking of which more shirts i can rip the sleeves off of

to be loved is to be seen

when she lets off that "oh shiiiiiit" i know I'm in my bag its like my theme song starts playing

this belly fat was designed to defend against sword attacks. your k-pop idol boys were not built for war sadly

Plugging 66 space heaters into this bad boy

You didn't think you'd be looking at wifejak 2099, but here we are, staring at your wife from the futurefoward timeline, she's feeding you Orbit-O's and you've just got to go with it.

lit ablaze, torn asunder

to vape is to love to zyn is to suffer

if no one else will do it loads gun THEN I WILL END ONE PIECE

honestly it's really funny when someone posts their boyfriend and us simps boycott the engagement and then they just don't do that shit ever again

wanna feel that excitement for someone similar to that of which you feel on the morning of a school field trip to the zoo

fight type beat

i spilt niggas for less bro

she got me how orochimaru had them scrolls

a small bore through the wall of impossibility

they need to make menthol condoms

it doesn't need to make sense