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Could Thor put his hammer down on a boat? Urgent.

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

I did a thing.

submitted 18 days ago • 11 comments

Hey friends! 🇺🇸 Tonight is my US TV debut! 😬 Friends in America - keep an eye out on The CW for tonight’s episode of Penn & Teller: Fool Us! We filmed this back in July, and I’ve been SO excited about it since!! (UK & “other” friends: it’ll be on YouTube by the time you wake up 😅) ⬜️

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

What do you mean “save your address”? Doesn’t everyone just message you to ask for your address every time I visit?

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

“The fourth pig’s house was built from wolf skulls. It wasn’t as sturdy, but it sent a message.”

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

There is a special place in hell for people that say “7am in the morning” or “9pm in the evening”.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

My Uber driver was listening to an audiobook for the 40 minute trip this morning. That’s weird and I can’t work out why… answers on a postcard please.

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

Fun Christmas Fact: Did you know people that go around saying “Die Hard is a Christmas movie” are very lonely and often have no personality Merry Christmas all.

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

Spending Friday the 13th in the Bermuda Triangle with a storm brewing… wish me luck! 😬

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Has there ever been a movie remake better than the original? Genuine question.

submitted 103 days ago • 2 comments

Am I using this app right?

submitted 106 days ago • 1 comment

Anyone good with anagrams? I’m in desperate need of an anagram for the words “SAY DIANE” Any ideas?

submitted 115 days ago • 1 comment

Please don’t forget that tonight, the clocks go forwards. If your clock is going backwards, please consider getting a new clock.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments