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love a local dive bars cheapest but at the same time earnest to get in line with the ADA. "We have ramps now, but you can get fucked as per usual"

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

I know I have a pretty good hoodie bc I just got peeked by a dork ass "undercover" cop Motherfucker I look like I bought the rights to TinTin what is wrong with you

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

"Empty your pockets" is something the police have told me once and my drunken self two thousand times

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

No. 1 pencils must’ve sucked ass i bet

submitted 2 days ago • 13 comments

I know everything I know about New York City from The Wu-Tang Clan and Taxi Driver and The Muppets Take Manhattan.

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

Calling it "to the best of my ability" will be litigated in like 18 months

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I cannot believe this is like the fourth time I have skated by economic trauma because someone dumped me

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

If you find yourself taking insecurity and self-deprecation and the feeling of weak forces between the holding it all together to the atomic level then it's time to admit that you are a scientist and that was why you spiralled and spirals are that bitchin' feel good movie of nautilus summer

submitted 10 days ago • 5 comments

I’ve never seen disappointment like when the waiter heard my Velcro wallet open up

submitted 9 days ago • 6 comments

I don't have a kid, which is a different conversation. I do have a rescue cat which will only eat when I stand over them feeling safe and think "holy shit I can never have a kid"

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Surprisingly, you've got this

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

let's be real "i am so close to being naked" is the best come on

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

My eyebrows have gone like... half grey. I have no idea what to do with this. And not like "partially changing" it's "nothing past the iris fucker"

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

So like... congress members too right www.semafor.com/article/02/1... Trump’s latest directive will limit agencies to hiring “no more than one employee for every four employees” that leave, according to the fact sheet.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

To this day I still cannot wrap my head around -how well drawn- so many Chick Tracts were If you're not familiar, maybe you haven't been in a truck stop bathroom, and good on you. But these little fuckers were EVERYWHERE south of DC and east of fuckin' Seminole TX

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

A very good mercy kill is taking your parents to Antiques Roadshow where they are convinced their garbage is worth something and them back them over with a truck

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment