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Another song I like but hate the message. I really need conservatives to write music extolling views complimentary of abuse of labor, xenophobia, wealth worship (rap is solid there), and I could really use some Tesla shout outs. Morgan Wallen, drop a Tesla lyric! 🛑👨🏿😉. I know who you really are

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You know it sucks loving a band that is so diametrically opposed to who you are as a person. Music is hard now. I have Kid Rock and Fellatio Blow in my corner but who listens to that shit? I need an MJK heel turn. Also, kick ass rally song if I were a socialist commie capitalist hating shitbird

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My motivation for colonizing Mars has been a persistent dream since childhood of banging a Martian. Unrealistic I know but it drives me. Captain Kirk making out with that alien Marta of Orion. Quill and Gamora. Gets my juices flowing. Kirk and Uhura though was pretty troubling tbh.

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Hope you guys had fun over the weekend. Close to 3.5%. I keep hearing that’s an important #. But does it matter? We control the voting machines. I can say that because democrats in Congress won’t do shit about it. Won’t even look at it. 🤣. I’m playing 4D chess with ants

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Just until the techno bros take over

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Been busy protecting my government contracts keeping me afloat since you bastards quit buying Teslas. Kind of figured out my personal wealth can only go so far. Who’d have thunk it? Anyways, Palantir is still doing good work and that’s good for me. How you lowlifes doing?

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In a real bromance, you will never stay mad

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Trumpism is Hydra. Please take me back libs and buy my cars. I’m sowwy

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😬😬😬

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Falling up as usual

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Fuck you all. Fuck Donald. And fuck Stephen Miller in particular. Totally giving us closeted racists a bad name. I can’t wait to live in a cave on Mars

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Nobody in my family has disowned me. That says something

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I am legend

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Jace Skell had no vision. Beta genius

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Wrong. The answer is to let me fly pioneers there to live in caves that protect them from radiation. Have an adventurous spirit FFS!

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Thinking about opening up Starlink for Ukraine free of charge. Just feeling froggy tonight. Also, Trump isn’t a pedophile 😉

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More of that wasteful spending I hate

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If MAGA was the dominant group think, none of them would ever be cancelled by society at large. Bottom line, if you get cancelled it is because your thinking/opinion is the minority and probably by a decent margin. Believe me. I bought Twitter to boost my views and I’m cancelled.

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For the record, I never stated that Trump is a pedophile. I simply stated his name was in the report. It was also circled in Epstein’s little black book which is a matter of record but 🤷‍♂️

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Steve Bannon wants to rip my “fucking face off”. I did MMA for like 2 weeks. I’m ready for this

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Slow news day. I decided to spice it up

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So look guys, I’m out of government so I think we should wipe the slate clean. We wavy gravy on that? Let’s just go back to like 2016 Elon where I was an eco darling and that whole Tony Stark thing. I’ll even take the Tony alcoholism Elon Ketamine comparison. I just want to be a lib friend again

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Man, if Tesla stock goes Down any harder it’s going to develop a Syndrome. 🤣🤣🤣. See what I did? I’m hilarious! Seriously though, buy Tesla. Even though I was doing good things that you didn’t understand because, well…I’m smarter than you, I’m sorry. Take me back liberals!

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How about you guys getting angry at someone or something else for a bit instead always being up on my dick? I need a break from the hate. How about this guy? This is pretty fucked up right? Seriously, this isn’t right is it? I have a hard time knowing these things

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First you came for Tesla and now Starlink? Is DOGE really that bad? So I’m clogging the sky with radio waves and my garbage might fuck up the atmosphere. Got to crack some eggs people and daddy needs to make money no matter the consequences.

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Astronomy? Meh. We know enough. The real question is whether all my space junk prevents me from conquering Mars. 🤷‍♂️. Gonna find out I guess

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First of all, WhitePeopleTwitter was not what I was hoping for. Missed opportunity. Hey Aaron Rupar, I know who made it. I did. Comic legend.

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🤣🤣🤣

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I wrecked my bladder from taking too much ketamine? Who comes up with this stuff? I ‘wrecked’ my bladder from jerking off into hundreds of test tubes. Nightly. Pre bedtime ritual. Got to spread my seed even when I physically can’t anymore. Lot of bladder work kicking out that much seamen

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Again, my god, Stephen Miller didn’t touch me. Captain Limp Wrist couldn’t bruise an anemic person. He is a cuck though. Oh boy is he now a cuck 😉

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I’m wasn’t on drugs. I was just bored. He drones on and on and on and never really says anything

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For the record, that little butthole lipped goblin Stephen Miller did not give me a black eye for laying pipe to his wife. Total falsehood.

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🤷‍♂️. I just get bored from being so awesome all the time

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Hey Stephen Miller (Steven? Don’t care), I got your woman! Basically bought her but I got her. Two men enter, one man leaves with your wife. Welcome to Thunderdome!

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“The meek shall inherit the earth”-Matthew 5:5. And the rich will inherit space! Have fun living on this polluted rock. I’m back in the private world and focusing on Mars. Don’t wanna buy Tesla’s anymore? Fine. Deuces bitches

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My man knows how to negotiate. Buying Canada for $61 billion? That’s a fucking steal. Art of the deal in action

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Got ‘im. I’m a laugh riot. I brought comedy back!

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