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Feral ginger. Kitten foster mom. Hockey enthusiast. World’s okayest crocheter.
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Kittens as a distraction from the chaos #fuckbillionaires

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Dude!!!!!! Not even 10 seconds have past and there are 3 fights in Canada 🇨🇦 vs USA 🇺🇸 hockey of the four nations #FourNations

submitted 7 days ago • 10 comments

What a daft cunt. There are literally electricians, machinists, welders, woodcrafters, HVAC technicians, construction workers, forklift operators, and engine mechanics that are federal employees. Those people haven’t been working from home for 5 years. Please STFU.

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

#GrabEmByTheGulf #deadname

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Turns out the cure for my hypersomnia is just unrelenting anxiety surrounding the possibility of my husband and I both becoming unemployed in the next few months.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

DOGE sounds like a beer league hockey team that could only recruit participation trophy Nazis.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

*prepares screaming rage playlist for the drive into work* At this point, I’m going to stop signing work emails with V/r. I think “Disrespectfully yours” has a nice ring to it.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I will be making another one of these. Very useful to have in a professional office setting. #crochet #fbomb #isayfuckalot

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Haven’t crocheted in 2 months since I made this tiny #bananasaurus for my husband. My dog died and it broke my heart, so I went to Seattle for a little bit but things turned to shit. I can’t get my anxiety to STFU long enough to count stitches. Thus, things remain shitty and uncrocheted. #crochet

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

“I told you if you hold on to clothes long enough they come back in fashion” From the new Private Eye, out now.

submitted 16 days ago • 144 comments

Do not be fooled by her face, Uma Purrman is ecstatic about getting a giant box of her favorite snacks. #tortitude

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Royal doesn’t give a fork about deferred resignations. #fostersagainstfascists #kitten

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Do one thing every day that scares you. Me: **reads the news**

submitted 17 days ago • 378 comments

This is so good.

submitted 18 days ago • 626 comments

This just in: Kitten defends foster mom from shark attack, turns out to be a sock. #fosterkittens #sharkattack

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Training my fosters to attack billionaires is a valid use of my spare time.

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment