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pessimisticpersim.bsky.social
Do not accept the obscene as normal
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edge of desire #wistful

… first leaves #wistful

American adults read at a 6th grade level. We also have the nuclear weapons. 🇺🇸

Your voicemails and emails are working !!! Your representatives are super tired of clicking delete without reading them. DONT STOP !! Keep the pressure on!! 🇺🇸 #democracy

Can we just do repetitive recall elections for President … ..over and over again until grocery prices go down? 🇺🇸

.. wistful morning

You guys… .. if all the poors and disableds are gone .. .. I’m afraid there’s a chance they may come after us next… #SecondTheyCameForWho

Pink and blue #wistful

apparently going full nazi doesn’t lower grocery prices as much as we’d hoped. 🇺🇸

EXERCISE is where my own personal leftism runs out.

Saprophytic

So Tik Tok isn’t banned …? Lolzzzzz

Luckily it’s really only impacting the poors and disableds. #phew

JUST IN: He was unable to have “physical intimacy” due to intense back pain, his former courtroom bailiff says.

.. . wistful shade of blue…

spider magnolia

How do I get one of the 15,000 lbs of Turkish eggs?

If we do nothing, maybe it will get better on its own.

Anyone know if Biden is still president? Cuz grocery prices are still going up. 🇺🇸

CHOOSE YOUR BATTLE: Fight the fascist state for women’s right, trans rights, immigrant rights.. human rights OR Fight disabled people in your community for exercise rights #PushUpsAndSitUps

My enthusiasm for exercise is the reason I spread Covid to your grandma. I just get so excited about exercise.

Imagine the MOST enthusiastic ANYONE could EVER be about EXERCISING… .. now double that. That’s me.

I had a job interview today. They asked me: Name two words that best describe you. I said: exercise enthusiast.

I can’t tell y’all just how enthusiastic I am about exercising. #WordDontDoItJustice

I spread Covid to grandmas and I’m an exercise enthusiast too.

In 1945… when it looked bleakest .. .. maskless group selfies from scientists and DSA exercise enthusiasts defeated fascism. We can do it again. ✊ 🇺🇸

BREAKING New SCIENCE Study Scientists have proven that in addition to in schools, viruses also don’t spread in SELFIES. Previously thought to be a vulnerability, maskless group selfies are actually completely valid and very cool too. Source: Trust Me Bro

I’m sorry y’all… …the scientissssttssss selfies are too funny…🤣😂🤣😂 i sTUdy vIRusEs aS my prOfeSsioN 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

“tHe pLAneS keEp cRAsHInG” What now?! Crickets 🦗. Almost 1 day now. ZERO crashes.* LFG !! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

.. . wistful morning ..

Took a short walk to see the fairy tale trees … they’re over the top of the hill ahead ..

If FASCISM can run a 7 minute mile or do more than 35 burpees, I’m fucked.

I spread Covid to grandmas and I believe in community care too.

JUST IN: He was unable to have “physical intimacy” due to intense back pain, his former public defender says.

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“tHe pLAneS keEp cRAsHInG” What now?! Day 2 in a ROW. ZERO crashes. LFG !! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

I ate chicken, yogurt, eggs, sour cream, and cheese today. #BirdfluSchmirdFlu

I will NOT just standby while our Oligarchy is turned into a dictatorship. #Resist 🇺🇸

What was the Aranet reading on the plane? ✈️

Getting Fired PRO TIP: 1. Go on network drive 2. Open all files 3. Search word “education” 4. Replace with “ejaculation.” 5. Click Save and Exit #MakeSureToClickSave

BREAKING NEWS Officials have determined the cause of the plane crash to be due to several seat backs and tray tables not fully in upright position. ✈️🇺🇸

.. the captain has turned on the fasten seat belt sign.. MY ASS.. No one puts me in LOCKDOWN. Do NOT Comply. #freedom 🇺🇸

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