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pestival.bsky.social
she/her but explicitly in a woke way
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bro is the wise man that once said

did you now? Blueberries 🫐are not called that 🫐because they look blue 🫐color. It is because they taste blue 🫐

The lottery ticket cabinet on my work desk calling to me like the green goblin mask

if Bill Nye was a pirate he would have a segment on his show called "consider me timbers"

my wretched son Booger and his sister Woman

Nah this is gross… af… do u have it on video? Heh. Nah. I’m just playin im a freak nahhhhh 😭😭😭🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

having dinner with the pingas

O! O, god ! i can't Feel my bugs !

clearly it is time for me to up the ante. as such, I will be bringing the resurrected corpse of John F. Kennedy to the function and make him do moonwalks on the table while we shout Go Brain Boy Go

picking up a new depressed gay person on discord to bond with and nurse back to mental health without receiving anything in return but their friendship as we all do once every couple years.

i wish mr bean could talk so he could say some shit like "OK that was pretty messed up." whenever something crazy happens to him

went to the store

kid who must not be named:

@mrtwix.bsky.social

(checks my wrist but im not wearing a watch) uhhh it's a hair past a freckle

this fuck is really gloop shit. bruh.

skibidi in fortnite ? this is gloop shit bruh

really been feeling one with my environment lately. might just stand still and become invisible to predators

more low quality jogoposting

you STOLE fizzy lifting drinks!

from here on out i'm posting nothing but banger blueys. may we meet again and may you bring up the fact that this shit im posting is not a banger bluey and kill me

i like bluesky. i feel like i can be stupider here. nice to meet you all i'm pestival

gabagool at the function 📲 tap in

WHO IS THIS GUY

no not that one

Did you guys like my first bluey

just got to Bluesky fuck you mean we left the Percs on Arrakis???