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50% CERTAINTY: ferret 50% CERTAINTY: sensitive white boy

ANALYSIS: just received bad news REASONING: shocked expression

ANALYSIS: Diety of the winds REASONING: looks like a hurricane

ANALYSIS: not a cat REASONING: might be a milk

ANALYSIS: electric type REASONING: static electricity #pets

ANALYSIS: tai lung REASONING: imprisoned for our safety #pets

ANALYSIS: really good reception REASONING: tv antenna #pets

ANALYSIS: my bro REASONING: can legally give high 5's #pets

ANALYSIS: great leader REASONING: determined look in his eyes

ANALYSIS: from texas REASONING: go longhorns

ANALYSIS: unclear 60% CERTAINTY: regular cat 40% CERTAINTY: might be tony soprano

ANALYSIS: Unclear 58% CERTAINTY: hamsder 42% CERTAINTY: lint (pocket)

ANALYSIS: Evil cat detected REASONING: mwehehehehhe

ANALYSIS: this dog is fitted REASONING: got that shit on

ANALYSIS: unclear 50% certainty: dog 50% certainty: Tasmanian devil

ANALYSIS: smart dog REASONING: has glasses for to read books

Analysis: UNCLEAR 75% certainty: Bunny 25% certainty: loaf bread

2 pets spotted scheming