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Work as an engineer, but dont make it my whole personality. He/him
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This book is literally about fighting hordes of demons with a mystical sword that gets powered up by spiritual songs, someone get PlatinumGames on the phone.

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"Mental health" Tiktok is just all the most selfish people you've ever met reassuring each other "its okay to be selfish"

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

As a professional poker playing friend of mine once said, "Just because the stakes are higher doesn't mean the players are better."

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.” — Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.

submitted 12 days ago • 1060 comments

Not traumatize exactly but his need to blast Ke$ha or Katy Perry at all hours of the day made me hate them more than I would have otherwise

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

"Not Like Us" has been a net negative on culture because it's convinced a million internet randos that *aren't* Pulitzer-winning artists that making hating one person your whole personality is anything other than boring and cringe.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

- get away from your desk and move/stretch regularly, I'm so serious about how much you will regret not doing this - being hot is not necessarily correlated to being good/considerate/enthusiastic in bed, and the latter will count more in the long run - wash the dishes

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

Beyonce's dress is holding on for dear life

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

The Oscars presentations might seem awkward and cringe but you just have to actually watch the lower-tier shows like the Saturns in comparison to see the Oscars are actually very well put together

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Once again, the NYT frames the unconstitutionality of this as something Democrats are arguing, not something that is objectively true. Trump can't decide to unilaterally shutter an agency Congress created and appropriated funds for.

submitted 20 days ago • 7 comments

When you have a hot muscular girlfriend but the price of eggs won't stop rising

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

The only piece of relationship advice you should take from social media is me, now, telling you to never take relationship advice from social media.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

My #Oscars watch progress! Best Pic ⬛⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 Best Actress ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 Best Actor ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ Sup. Actress ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 Sup. Actor ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Best Animated 🟩⬛⬛🟩🟩 Best Int'l ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ Directing ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 #oscaround oscaround.com

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

My gf: "Oh man, I didnt mean to fall asleep..." Me: "...When you laid down, under a heated blanket, with your head on a pillow?"

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Songs should be at least three minutes long with at least two verses.

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