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Do your own research except for looking up the definition of tariff

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I did my own research and concluded you barely graduated high school

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

submitted 45 days ago • 457 comments

My Vietnam was surviving Woodstock '99

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

The Trump meme coin rug pull day before inauguration day is 🤌

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The NFL airing commercials about not chasing your losses really sums up the modern sports fan

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Jesus Jardiance

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

If you see a guy washing a Jetta, you're seeing a good boyfriend

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

My brown sugar to oat meal ratio is my darkest secret

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

LA delivery drivers

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Jay Z got 99 problems and a competent PR team ain't one

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

My Rite Aid looks like a supermarket in North Korea

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

Fantasy football is fun!

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

Thanksgiving really spreads out your fantasy football mistakes

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Still thinking about Fat Joe's World Series performance

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Pretty sure I could coach the Bears

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Tom Brady making up words and nicknames like "we used to call it a wizwaz. Guacamole used to do it in practice"

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Plant-sitting is a high stakes game of overthinking and overwatering

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

Apparently tariffs can mean whatever the hell you want them to mean

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

Note for the upcoming holiday season,,, some of us are on a sobriety journey and mocktails or non-alcoholic beer options make a big difference 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

submitted 129 days ago • 897 comments

Resist posting "is this thing on?" You're better than that.

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

Skeeting without followers is just journaling

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

Is there a way to opt out of Hawk Tuah?

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

I want to go back to a world where we respect the proper use of capitalized letters

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

We left Twitter to talk behind it's back

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

If you really want to live on the edge, ride a bike in Los Angeles

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

The only negative effect of Bluesky so far is resenting my inferior bookcases.

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

Netflix ring announcer Bruce Buffering

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

Ok... this is more my speed.

submitted 140 days ago • 0 comments