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Me, annoyingly, at the beach: “You miss 100% of the rays you don’t catch.”

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Favorite songs about Mondays: Monday, Monday Manic Monday Monday My Prince Will Come (from Snow White) Mondaymn, I Wish I was Your Lover Monday-O (The Banana Boat Song)

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Corporate workers, on a regular Monday, in just a couple of years: “Gah, can’t someone just write this AI prompt FOR me?”

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NOW’S A GREAT TIME TO BUY!! (Spencer’s™️ stock)

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Finance bros rn: 🎶“…AND I’M ABOUT TO BREAK!” 🎶

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401k? More like 401notatallokay.

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Asking for a dumb friend who doesn’t understand the very straightforward way our government operates: does impeachment work anymore?

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Gang, I just checked my investments on the Hollywood Stock Exchange: Stamos (STMS) and Maher (MAHR) are WAY down! 📉 What gives?? #hsx #trumptariffs

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Successful long-term investment always requires the investor to stay ahead of market trends and to diversify. Anyway, given the new tariffs, I’m dumping all of my savings into FanDuel and putting it all on Auburn. 🤞🏀

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I guess Le Pen ain’t mightier than le loi. #frenchjokes

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o god longer skeets

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Evil is as evil undoes.

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No, I said I’m really into FASHIONISM. Why do you ask?

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Can someone tell me what a National Security Advisor does? Does he secure national advice or advise on national security or nationally advise securely? Because right now it feels like the whole job is in quotes.

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I wonder who JD is praying to.

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We were the best of allies, we were the worst of allies.

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Cybertruck: Will it blend?

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They’re replacing science with propaganda, tennis with pickleball, and Snickers with much smaller Snickers. It’s like I’m watching season 4 of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, CUZ THAT AIN’T AUNT VIV, CUZ.

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I think now is a good time to learn how to say “sorry“ in a BUNCH of different languages.

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I pledge allegiance To the flag Of the [REDACTED] States of America And to the [REDACTED] For which it stands One nation under God [REDACTED] With [REDACTED] And [REDACTED] For all.

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You’re really gonna call him a Tariff Czar when Tariff Sheriff was right there the entire time?

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You think you’re out of it? There are people out there still writing BOOKS.

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I wonder if the Supreme Court is sad about losing their jobs.

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Trump, happily laundering money for Russian mafia: “Whoops! Guess I’m really bad at this business. Oh well, I’ll go start another one…”

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The only body count I’m interested is is the number of Oreos in your personal snack stack.

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It’s amazing how many people have made CIS white male their ENTIRE personality.

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Now, I’ve never been to business school. But based on the current crop of finance bros, I’m guessing it’s just a bunch of dudes who didn’t have any luck turning their baseball card collection into a retirement investment.

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Oh, just reading up on Emperor Nero, no reason.

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They should make WOmental health, too. Sorry, I’m an ally.

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The perfect metaphor for the Rebublican party continues to be a human centipede, mouth to south.

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