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Old Gay Guy McGillicuddy hasnt been the same since the accident
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i love queer people so much like my heart soars thinking about it

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i died for 7 minutes in 2014 and purgatory was a chili's

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

one of the most "human sized muppet" dogs ive ever seen

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

my most straight guy trait is i love to tap the tops of door frames. also i really wanna drunk drive a golf cart

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

i would name my child some stupid shit like Toyotathon or Sandwich or Slipper or Madison

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

when you make two iphones bump purses and they both shiver

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flah iggles flah

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

if i was a dj id play clairo at the club (id be bad at my job)

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is carrying up to $1.2 million in credit card debt, according to recent financial disclosures. www.cnbc.com/2025/02/07/w...

submitted 17 days ago • 104 comments

the way i feel about my friends is how most pet owners feel about their pets. its very "ahhh youre so cute i wanna squeeze you til you pop"

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

101 is a fuck ton of dalmatians

submitted 18 days ago • 5 comments

alfie by dionne warwick

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

if i move my head fast enough i can feel the microplastics floating around like a snowglobe

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

we need a freeze on hot takes. lets do a 30 day nuance cleanse.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

we arent cooked btw. they want you to believe that. we have so much more power than we realize.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

embracing the winter bod

submitted 35 days ago • 2 comments

im the ringleader i call the shots

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

i fuck with bluesky lowkey

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

i love my big fake glasses

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

is anyone else feeling like very nervous about 2025? im having trouble planning my year cause i feel like i have to prepare for like the apocalypse lol

submitted 60 days ago • 1 comment

i love the genre of christmas song thats like I'm Horny For Santa (Specifically)

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

one of the most frustrating things about gen z getting conservative is knowing that i will have to fight with stupid people for literally the rest of my life

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

simba and the grinch were both raised by same sex couples

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

im "reparenting" myself❤️ my parents did ok the first time i wanna be worse actually

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

i dont really wanna have kids but ughhh indoctrinating them seems so funnnn i cant decide

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

how do we get tierra whack and doechii to collab

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Meet Me in St Louis cut scene: Judy Garland: Aw gee that neighbor boy is really quite handsome! Rose: I can't go to the dance with my own brother! Tootie: I am going to tie your body to two opposing horses and when I give the signal they will tear your body in half

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

Tootie in Meet Me in St Louis is a young Oh Mary

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

heard something absolutely brilliant today: "pobody's nerfect." can you believe that? the way i laughed let me tell you i was absolutely cracking up. so funny. but really makes you think..

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

this look is called "if i speak deep enough maybe the mechanic wont try to rip me off"

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

It’s so funny that Charlie Brown’s theme song isn’t even named after him, it’s named after Linus and Lucy. I remember getting the sheet music when I was taking piano lessons as a kid and being like “Man, that boy doesn’t have anything”

submitted 79 days ago • 220 comments

eh itll grow back

submitted 82 days ago • 2 comments

Start your engines Tooters! 🫧 I’m making waves on #DragRace Season 17 – FRI JAN 3 at 8p on @mtv! 🏁

submitted 83 days ago • 9 comments

let me tell you about a bad bitch named prairie dawn

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

bronde canadian pop diva crate mcgay

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

my biggest issue with Bublé singing Santa buddy instead of Santa baby is the arrogance to preemptively reject Santa’s advances. You’re friend zoning St Nick when in reality you should BE so lucky that he’d let you explore his body

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submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment

family cat is such a dick

submitted 90 days ago • 2 comments

they announced muppetvision 3D's closing the day of the wicked release because they thought all the annoying gay people would be distracted

submitted 95 days ago • 1 comment

jon chu showed up to set like "everyone in oz is queer or at least a little gay" and thats why the movie was in good hands

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