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Detroit comeback truther, politics junkie, electrical engineer, serial jaywalker, never not sleep deprived πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ Free Palestine πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
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Trust the Plan #PopeLeoXIV

AN AMERICAN POPE???????

Popped open a YouTube stream at work and the first thing I see is white smoke billowing out of the Sistine Chapel. NEW POPE LETS GOOOO

Like no way this is real dude πŸ’€

Watching the Conclave coverage on CBS, bro said the Cardinals aren't gonna have instagram and that the kids call that "rawdogging it". THAT IS NOT WHAT RAWDOGGING MEANS UNC 😭😭

Nasty fucking no call on that shooting foul against Hardaway FUCK THE KNICKS AND FUCK THE REFS

I'm running for President. My platform is I will make gray flipping houses a crime punishable by death

Jalen Brunson needs to be put on a terror watchlist btw

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Yesterday, my uncle told me that he thinks Trump is God's wrath for America's sins in the same way locusts plagued the Pharoahs. Honestly, after JD Vance confirmed he's the antichrist by killing the Pope after meeting him, I don't think my uncle was joking, and I believe him

Trillions evaporated from the market but hey we got some of that bounce back after he chickened out. THE ART OF THE DEAL BABY MASTERFUL GAMBIT SIR

Did... did Jim Cramer just single handedly save the economy by saying today was gonna be a bloodbath??

How tf is Eminem a grandpa bro??? Ts crazy 😭😭

Just looked up a pro athlete on wikipedia and he's younger than me??????

Congratulations to the 48th President of the United States, Hakeem "Temu Obama" Jeffries, entering office on succession after Trump and Vance were impeached and removed on January 3rd, 2027

Just drove into Denver while looking west. I totally understand how 800 sq ft shacks are going for 1.2M in this city

Bookers is definitely running in 2028 and this stunt was actually a great way to put his name back in people's minds after his 2020 run. Also I do gotta respect the dedication

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Hey chat, is buying a 37 year old s class a form of self care? Asking for a friend

Someone needs to make a Gromit mug for left handed people.

I guess u could say Pete Hegseths career as Sec of Defense is... ...on the rocks

Hell yeah Dem tea party WE ARE SO BACK

I think the masterful gambit here would've been if Biden let Trump be president for a few months before the 2024 election, then pop his head back in on October 30th being all like "Miss me yet Jack?". Would've netted him 400+ EVs for sure (I'm a massive Biden hater btw)

I don't want Kevin Harlan to grow old

Mannnnnn

first they came after Tesla dealerships…and I said nothing

COACHES AND FACULTY TOO

I WANT THE ENTIRE CLEMSON BASKETBALL TEAM TO LINE UP AND APOLOGIZE TO MY FACE ONE BY ONE

It's kinda funny how I hate centrist Dems more than I hate Republicans at times. Because at least Republicans are honest ab the fact they hold working class people in contempt

Me driving around downtown columbus with the windows down blasting oasis bc i was bored

@aoc.bsky.social PRIMARY SCHUMER!!!!

Actually livid at the fact that Mahmoud Kahlil got detained for leading a pro-Palestinian protest and is now facing deportation despite being a perm resident. No warrant, no attorney, no due process, nothing. I feel like the Rubicon may have just been crossed

In C🚫lumbus for work. Had to do my duty as Michigan's Strongest Soldier #GoBlue

No Other Land winning the Oscar is very touching #FreePalestine πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ

Tate McRae, do u fw dudes who make 38 an hour?

Could big boy Pritzker be the 21st century Huey Long??? What if Huey Long never got shot and became president πŸ˜­πŸ™πŸ»

Watching thousands of people in the UK get a permanent 4-day work week from the US where the CFPB and NLRB are being gutted

Why the fuck do I feel like I'm being forced to support the Eagles against my will

EAT SHIT Lowry u foul baiting LOSER

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This is the reason why Democrats piss me off. Even though they're the official "opposition" to GOP, they don't actually put any effort into opposing them. Like what is this??? ITS JUST ONE FUCKING GUY. IF HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BLOCK THE DOOR MOVE HIM OUT OF THE WAY YOU FUCKING COWARDS ITS NOT HARD!!!