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petermelnick.bsky.social
Half of @themarvelists.bsky.social, co-creator of Roy Thomas, writer, and loudmouth schmuck. Comics & wrasslin’. Whatever forever.
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I wanna be on the Cheerios box.

I just left a showing of Thunderbolts and listened to a father explain to his son about Wheaties when the kid said he wanted to try it. “That’s a real cereal. That’s the one that people go on when they’ve done things like the Olympics. Wheaties and Cheerios…”

That’s horseshit, Matt Murdock and you fuckin’ know it.

Gil Kane with Klaus Janson inks? Goddamn, I never knew I wanted that.

I’m tired of pretending the Savage Land doesn’t fucking suck ass.

Yup, that tracks.

George Lucas looks like Nathan Lane if he moved to the Shire and grew a beard.

He’s literally in the goddamn costume by the end of the fucking issue.

Anyway, see you next issue, Daredevil.

What a fuckin’ line.

It’s amazing to see how much sealed booster packs of Pokémon Base 2 go for considering how much that set absolutely fuckin’ sucked.

It’s wild to realize that the Simpsons has been culturally relevant for so long that they’ve featured 80s yuppies when they were still a thing to modern day with hipsters.

I know what I’m watching on the Criterion Channel this week.

I’ve never felt more called out.

Want to make your weekend more Timeless? The AEW Women's World Champion is coming to #TCMFilmFest!? Follow @tcmtv.bsky.social all weekend for updates ...or watch for the shoe

@danslott.bsky.social Hey Dan, we’ve got a bunch of recording dates coming up for interviews and wanted to know your availability next month. We’d love to speak with you about your Superman series and your career as a whole.

As someone of Ukrainian descent, this panel made me laugh harder than it should have.

Hell yeah, I’m up to the issue where a blind man exposes himself. (Shoutout to @saintsabado.bsky.social for this joke)

“The best in the business” “Stilt-Man”

*That* Gallo scene on tonight’s season finale of Daredevil: Born Again - haven’t let out a loud “JESUS CHRIST” in a long fuckin’ time.

Hell yeah, Andy Williams.

I think it’s Jesus Christ, Foggy.

I love lost media YouTubers, but guys, please, can’t we cool it with talking about SpongeBob? It’s really fucking tiring at this point.

ENHANCE

I’ll never forget the first time I met Frank Miller in 2016.

I still want to know what the fuck Swordsman meant by this.

Editor’s Note: he still crashed the fuckin’ plane.

Wonder whatever happened to that Hulk guy?

Week away from Easter and I can’t begin to tell you how much I hate this time of year due to how many rabbits will be given as gifts to children, only to be neglected and forgotten or even just let out in the wild. Rabbits are not easy to care for, please do your research before getting one (Thread)

Wally Wood, John Romita Sr., and Bill Everett are damn good artists, but I swear, Daredevil really doesn’t start rockin’ and rollin’ until Gene Colan jumps onto the title. Helluva talent.

Went back issue diving at a local used book store. Came across some Chaykin, Giffen, Mazzuchelli, Kieth and the typical ‘90s slop. I’d be lying if I didn’t say it made me really miss Cartoonist Kayfabe.

Saw A Minecraft Movie and had no idea why people were clapping in the theater during many scenes. I’ve never played the game before, but I’m very happy everyone had a good time.

“Dad Rock” When did I get so fucking old.

[alarmingly long fart noise]

“But you can travel on ten thousand miles and still stay where you are”

The TV at the gym has The Botox Channel on and they’re saying the anti-Trump protesters are having a “temper tantrum.” Hey Fox, fuck your feelings.

Embarking on a journey of reading Superman from the New 52 to present day. Kinda excited about this.

I forgot about the time I watched WrestleMania and did a Hugh Jackman style selfie.

Wouldn’t have Spidey any other way.

Cory Booker is on the Senate floor explaining the Summers family.

One year later. Miss you, Ed. Kayfabe forever.