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petertheaverage.bsky.social
Husband and Father. Friend. Living on Detroit’s East Side. Tottenham Supporter. Fan of beer, hot dogs, OutKast, and the Beatles. I also profess American history. Lover is TSwift’s poppiest album. He/Him. Dude.
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Hey, @caitlinlarkin.bsky.social ! I wear the shirt yesterday to commemorate George. Will you play the demo version of blow away on your show?

Macomb County

Happy Birthday, George!

Pope Francis can make it if Mike pence has the courage

When your nephew is finally an adult, you can treat him like one of your best friends.

Lethal Weapon prequel is gonna be legit.

It’s #Caturday and Daniel Day-Mewis checked, but has no time for your idiocy.

According to the FBI, no one killed Malcolm X, sixty years ago, today.

Go back to not giving a fuck about hockey.

Are you drinking my beer? Let me see that

This is just too much.

Watching Skeleton Crew. It’s quite a fun show

Watched #Spurs HANG ON and send manU one step closer to relegation. #COYS

Vienna Lager

Holding the line.

It’s #Caturday

Last night, we went to the Daddy/Daughter dance and got in late, so the Money requested a lullaby.

Happy 36th bday to Apu’s expired ham… to those who celebrate.

The kids are all right.

This, or any Ringo song, makes me switch.

My hs gf got a 2000 civic hybrid. And it was heresy in the motor city

Me, finally realizing the cause of my daughter’s well-timed, piercing sarcasm, at the most inconvenient time…

“A man, who knew both Butch and Sundance, swore he saw them, well after their supposed fate. However, those claims were never substantiated.”

If you booked me to perform your wedding, and you weren’t wearing white, which of these would you like me to wear? I already know what side Ol’ Tom Buchanon is, right, @mitchnobis.bsky.social ?

The preferred human was occupied, so Daniel Day-Mewis came to the spare human, just for scratch, and fluff deposits. #Caturday

Me, smiling at the salt I just threw on the sidewalk.

I had Every intention of making it until tomorrow, but the bag broke as I was bringing in the beer, and this can punctured.

I fancy a bit of tuna.