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Sometimes I bend over. Sometimes I stand up. Usually in Edinburgh. Always a cat mom. Hourglass (WIP) 12 March 8pm @ Platform (Arch 4), Glasgow International Comedy Festival Tix: https://www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/events/rebekka-pewterbaw-hourglass-wip/
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submitted 8 hours ago • 5 comments

Oh, Scottish Theatre Hive Mind: I am amassing quite a collection of short, small cast pieces that I think might be very suitable for Festival audiences. Is there anyone out there who might want a chat?

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

I’m giving up for Lent

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Back from a gig where a misogynist “comic” did not get laughs. So gratifying to be in that room!

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Today I broke an #accessibility feature on my site, and turned off #audio for UK users. Everyone else can listen as usual. UK users cannot. You can still read the text. But you can't hear the #accessible version. This is the Online Safety Act: www.girlonthenet.com/osa/ Pls share

submitted 4 days ago • 9 comments

How many mini eggs can I eat before bed without disturbing my sleep? Let’s find out!

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Uterus?! We hardly know you!

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Look, nobody needs life advice from me, a certified sack of crap. But if you're thinking about denying yourself chocolate or booze this Lent, don't bother. Instead, help someone else. Jesus will appreciate you just as much, you'll really help someone who needs it, and you can still have a Wispa.

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

Who do I know in Glasgow? Tickets are selling nicely for this, but I would LOVE to sell it out, so any shares from local people or people with Glasgow audiences would be tremendously helpful! Can't wait to come back for the first time in years! www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/events/joz-n...

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

This is not a joke just a hot tip.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Bought some knockoff mini eggs at Lidl the other day. They are not exactly the same but they are close enough that the massive price savings makes them 1000% worth it.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

🆓 TONIGHT 🆓 Our fortnightly open mic night returns! Full-on, no holds barred live comedy for anyone and everyone. Hosted by #MCHammersmith and @rosslesliecomedy.bsky.social ✏️ Sign-up from 7pm 🍻 Barrel Bar open til 1am 🎟️ FREE ENTRY! . . . #comedy #openmic #whatsonedinburgh

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

this morning my cat was crying so I reached over to her with my eyes still closed… and accidentally scritched her butthole. 🫣😶‍🌫️

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

@bethanyblack.bsky.social this morning my cat was crying so I reached over to her with my eyes still closed… and accidentally scritched her butthole. 🫣😶‍🌫️

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Learned a new horrifying medical turn of phrase: “habitual aborter” for someone who has recurrent miscarriages. So cruel.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus! Happy Saint David's Day!

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

It’s Friday night so we’re watching dystopian thriller The Running Man and eating a salad topped with chicken nuggets and cheese.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Caught wind that some folks more successful than me are trying out my butt bit at open mics. The cheek! 🍑 🌝

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I wonder if the Pope will regenerate into a woman this time

submitted 13 days ago • 7 comments

The most miraculous thing about Mary’s virgin birth is that people believed her.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, / Than are dreamt of in your philosophy

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

New level of absent mindedness unlocked: put some clothes in the machine to wash. Came back hours later to hang it to dry. Discovered that I had tumble dried my dirty clothes.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Charity Scot-ART has taken over the management of Edinburgh Festival Fringe venue Summerhall, pledging to “preserve and nourish” its “vibrant and expressive atmosphere" 👇#TheatreNews #TheatreSky

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Just me sobbing at the finale of Big Boys #tv

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Deadline approaching for Creative Glasgow's call-out for contributors to their Creative Education Showcase taking place on 26 March 2025 https://buff.ly/3CBSGqT (deadline - 21 Feb 2025)

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

They don't want to teach history so they can repeat it.

submitted 18 days ago • 612 comments

I apparently left the stopwatch in function on my phone running for 130 hours(???)

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Super annoyed that iplayer doesn’t show me when Couples Therapy has a new season (!!!!)

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

University of Glasgow @uofglasgow.bsky.social are offering a Practitioner Residency with the Scottish Theatre Archives https://buff.ly/4gxiDWq (deadline - 21 Feb 2025)

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

“Am I Being Unreasonable?” is the funniest, sickest, most twisted show I’ve seen in a long time, or maybe ever. I love it.

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Trying to find a joke here but it’s really just fascinating research www.newscientist.com/article/2326...

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I thought I could just lay day for 15 minutes but then I was joined by my most gorgeous gal and now I’m trapped #caturday

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Tuesday 18th March in Edinburgh - free talks by immersive artists, fun networking!

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Dear everyone who rolls up in my comments when I’m talking about something that is not The Current Chaos, berating me that There Are More Important Things to Be Thinking About, please, and I say this with love, fuck all the way off into the sun, I will do as I please, unfollow me if it bothers you.

submitted 25 days ago • 1234 comments

Today! 2-4-1 tickets with the code “twofur” www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/performances...

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Today! 2-4-1 tickets with the code “twofur” www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/performances...

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

I am SO looking forward to cleaning my house tomorrow. Remind me of this when I wake up.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

I find myself in the unintentional but comical position of carrying a sharps bin around with me all day.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Reactivated a dating app against my better judgment. Started chatting with a guy who said he wouldn’t be available to chat today. I said okay and then at midnight exactly (as far as I can tell) he unmatched.

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment