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pezerk.bsky.social
I like cheese, democracy, pop culture, and the Dawgs
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I need to stop buying Popeye’s chicken. The last few times I’ve gotten a sandwich or tendies I’ve gotten rubbery chicken. “Woody breast” can happen when a chicken is stressed. That chicken must’ve been reading the news and trying to buy its own eggs based on how chewy it was.

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Greg from White Lotus is Lazlo Hollyfeld from Real Genius. 🤯 That Frito-Lay sweepstakes prize money changed him.

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Netflix added to the Love is Blind music budget. They’ve got K-Ci & Jo Jo peppered in with the AI music.

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Longest month ever. #fascism

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I have such envy for whoever did the seating chart for the #snl50 concert. Pedro and Paul 2 seats away- yesss. Did I see McLovin and Woody Harrelson? Cause that would be inspired.

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“We must especially beware of that small group of selfish men who would clip the wings of the American eagle in order to feather their own nests.” -FDR, 1941

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But for real, how are we “taking Greenland” when we’ve appointed an incompetent for Sec. of Defense? Maybe Hegseth’s weakness is an odd gift if we need other countries to bail us out from tyranny.

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Anyone who votes to confirm Hegseth should be required to have all surgeries done by someone with equivalent experience to him. So, a sophomore who took Bio 101.

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I don’t know who I need to punch in the face, but I need the Dawgs to get it together. We made it through a gauntlet of a season, not to give it up to Notre Dame.

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Watching the voting process in Squid Game 2 mirrored U.S. elections. “Let’s all maybe die in hopes of becoming a billionaire” is very MAGA.

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I need to know if this guy is at the game. #secchampionship #GoDawgs

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Gunner Stockton is the most QBist name besides Quarty McQuarterback. #GoDawgs

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Let’s go Dawgs! I see you Gunner.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Tebow is starting to look like he’s in Rascal Flatts.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

I need my team to win and McConaughey’s to lose. Go Dawgs!

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

It’s time for parents to have Brotanic Panic about what young men are learning from podcast bros.

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

Let’s go! #godawgs

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

The real winner- Cheez-it’s promotion of OT in this game. Go Dawgs. I’m tired.

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

Come on my Dawgs. Let’s finish this!

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

What the heck are the Dawgs doing? 🫣

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

Here’s the thing. Aluminum foil companies know we need it to be 1” wider.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Who doesn’t watch the #nationaldogshow with, “Where’s Busy Bee!?” coming to mind at least once?

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

The Green Giant float must’ve been sculpted by Ronaldo’s artist.

submitted 117 days ago • 1 comment

Enjoy your green BEAN casserole and this perfection.

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I don’t know how to feel about my Dawgs in the SEC championship. I made my birthday plans based on thinking we weren’t going to be going. I think I prefer going straight to the playoffs.

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Let’s go Dawgs! 🖤❤️

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