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Hallelujah!

Wait... yeah, truth...

I can't believe (yes I can) that Crescent Town stands in for Trump's sleazy slum apartment building in The Apprentice...

Classy.

calling Blueskyfone (777-BSKY) to hear the top 10 posts of the day

dirty deeds done at a reasonable rate

Um... so... Hell yeah!

"This fuckin' internet is sketchier than our economic forecasts".. "Ah, that's 'cause your laptop is still running on Windows 2000&shit." ...man, why did it take me so long to get into Veep???

nobody outside of facebook uncles believes that science funding in Canada is 'too woke'

No, wait... this is awesome.

Mankind has lost its way.

theonion.com/man-who-bump...

Walmart has a Skibidi Toilet section...

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

I do not recommend molten tomato up your nose.

I like to keep all my emotions bottled up, in case of emergency.

Breaking Japan news from CNN everyone

Son: Daddy, who do you love more? Me or my brother? Me: Well, I love you both equally in your own unique ways. For example, your brother is cool as hell.

I was today years old when I learned…nothing. Not a goddamned thing all day.

No one talks about the emotional damage of having to cook every damn day

Oscar material?

'In a fight with one man': Trump's tariffs have autoworkers in Oshawa, Ont., on edge

This is 100%

... there's something in the chair...

I take it back... the Minecraft movie might become wildly successful...

Fruit cocktail is the most disappointing of all the cocktails.

theonion.com/fbi-uncovers...

www.ctvnews.ca/entertainmen...

... Groceries... youtu.be/2NKByZe7kZg?...

Bwahaha

OMG..

You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.

All my cardio comes from exercises in futility.

Life is beautiful. If have tilt your head a certain way though. And you kind of squint at it. You have to be drunk or something too. Then life is beautiful.

Stolarz is on fire!

That'll teach 'em...

val kilmer’s turn in TOP SECRET is one of the single best comedy performances ever committed to film, both in terms of comic precision and mechanical virtuosity. just watch this whole clip in its entirety; it’s stunning