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Still mad that no one has ever tried to sell me street drugs off of the list every kid had to memorize in D.A.R.E. class. No Blue Zoomers, no Midnight Larries, no Love Pancakes, no nothing.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Last night I dreamt that Canadians must sit quietly beside each other on the bed and listen to an entire Gordon Lightfoot album before they have sex. Then I clipped stitches out of my own skull with some nail scissors, all before brunch. That’s productivity baby

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Я так хочу посмотреть этот фильм. I’m excited for this one

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Trend forecast: Spring 2025

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I’m about to make a pot of posole so spicy the ICC will hang me for using chemical weapons against my own people.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone free for lunch on Wednesday? Might go down to the state house and march right on into a huge fucking honeypot

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Good morning people of Blue Sky! Here's something to cheer you all up - Emu throwing Rod Hull into a supermarket freezer. Comic gold!

submitted 107 days ago • 33 comments

What up dorks

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments