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submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

any diver can drown but only a muff diver can drown in pussy . hi! im Neil deGrasse Tyson & im here to tell you about science or something

submitted 17 hours ago • 8 comments

submitted 2 days ago • 56 comments

"And you totally know how to paint a baby?" Artist: Yup "You're sure?" Artist: Don't worry about it "You know what a baby looks like?" Artist: Yes "It's just you always paint babies like they're 40yr old blokes called Colin" Artist: Not this time

submitted 4 days ago • 18 comments

"You're not my surreal Dad!"

submitted 8 days ago • 35 comments

if anyone needs inspiration for valentines day tomorrow i found these lovely balloons 12 years ago today.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Why is nobody talking about this?

submitted 11 days ago • 105 comments

This 'no VAR' is a terrible decision for the FA Cup in lieu of replays. Either implement it or don't.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊

submitted 15 days ago • 352 comments

i know ppl here do not enjoy screenshots of X but this one is such a great encapsulation of what it's become

submitted 14 days ago • 254 comments

If every second-tier Scottish football manager got in a teleporter together.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Oh, Jacqueline. #TOTP

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Sex pesto

submitted 16 days ago • 11 comments

One of my very favourite pieces of acting from Brian Murphy. George and Mildred, "Jumble Pie", 14th November 1977.

submitted 18 days ago • 3 comments

Pure Morecambe and Wise 1971 Christmas special this

submitted 19 days ago • 4 comments

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Big fan of this genre.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

"Mark Mynett, a Plague of Angels guitarist, said he was sorry for the “confusion and concern” caused by the band’s association with Cradle of Filth, the heavy metal outfit behind the “Jesus is a cunt” T-shirt." 😂

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Strong line-up at The Haçienda in 1983, including a conveniently timed self-defence class for Mark E. Smith’s band members #FallFriday

submitted 23 days ago • 12 comments

John Prescott’s coffin has arrived at Hull Minster for his funeral. Appropriately, the hearse was a Jag, as is the family’s car. A knowing wink you suspect. Two Jags to the end.

submitted 23 days ago • 44 comments