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phamousphil.bsky.social
📈Startup product + design, much strategic 🙃Slow cyclist / elder emo / proud dad 🔥Former memelord, snark for days 🌆I was never given a name
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Note to self: incorporate the phrase “…and Bob’s your uncle.” into as much business parlance as possible.

Like something out of a fantasy epic.

I rarely miss Windows but I often miss Winamp.

My toddler is sick today for the 3rd time in 3 months and I am in absolute panic mode please somebody send zinc

Where my B2B SaaS product managers at? B2B Sales peeps, I see you... i.imgflip.com/9hkqij.jpg

People don’t exclaim “POPPYCOCK!” and storm off nearly enough anymore.

I don’t know what I’m supposed to be doing here on Bluesky, but I am absolutely certain that this is where my panicked #productmanagement rants will go when it’s 10pm and I need to say something out loud but refuse to open Slack or text a buddy out of principle.

I ate a significant amount of pasta tonight and had a board meeting, during which I slammed a cola after 8pm to perk up. This is nonsense because stimulants don’t do that to my brain. So now I just feel like garbage and am kinda tired.

Good tech support can be the difference between a winning and losing product.

@saeedwkhan.bsky.social good to see you again! 😁

I'm sorry, what?

Cold enough in Minneapolis that many districts cancelled school today. But I’m really psyched for the impending heatwave!

Hello, world! Excited to be here. Looking to connect with a new (or even the same old) circle. I’ve mourned since the fall of Twitter but am optimistic after a few days of lurking here. Who is a good follow for the following? #productmanagement #tech #ux #cycling #memes #minnesota #impendingdoom