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I'm Kevin, I always wanted a My Pet Monster (except for real). My favorite color is Glow in the Dark. Stuck between 1982 and 1992. Let's do the time warp again.
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I complained to hulu about the Oscar's and they have agreed to credit me one month free.

First Ghostface to win an Oscar.

That hulu cut was because Brody went on too long.

Hulu ruining the Oscars is really poetic coming after Sean Baker’s speech about streaming services killing the movies

Fuck hulu.

Hulu error, says live event has now ended.

Lisan al Gaib!

Given the recent news, that 007 tribute may as well be a memorial.

The best search engine.

Great, hulu isn't working.

Last four watched.

🎶I got something to say, I killed your baby today...🎶

Me walking The Oscar red carpet: "Who are you wearing?" "This is a vintage Mervyn's suit with shoes by Skechers."

Never thought I'd see this.

I ❤️ this.

I just learned that Danny Koker, the car expert from Pawn Stars used to be a Horror Host in Las Vegas called Count Cool Rider.

If you had to put together a team of five G.I. Joe's for a secret mission against Cobra, but Snake Eyes is unavailable, who'd you choose? I'd go with Scarlett, Stalker, Beach Head, Low-light, and Road Block.

Watching YouTube videos about vintage Sea Monkeys tanks.

I'm going to wear this while doing the most mundane stuff, checking the mail, feeding the cats, watering the yard, ordering Pizza.

This movie will never get made, and even if it does I don't think The Fratelli's will be in it.

"Sometimes I'm lit poorly" is going to be my new excuse for everything.

The Loyal Subjects My Pet Monster

Maniac Cop, The Gate, and Captain Rhodes. www.toyark.com/2025/03/01/n...

Trick or Treat Studios is doing Clarence Boddicker!

Been a good few weeks for junk food! For this month's Purple Stuff Podcast bonus show over on Patreon, we're taste-testing some new drinks and snacks, like Slice (yes it's back) and Golden Sriracha Doritos! Episode is live now for subscribers: patreon.com/purplestuff

I've waited so long for this.

I'm all of a sudden interested in raising Sea Monkeys.

Something about Neiman Marcus selling a $160 Metallica shirt just feels wrong.

I wish they'd make one of these based on Community.

MASK is cool, but I really want a revival of Visionaries.

Here's a new preview of the new Loyal Subjects M.A.S.K. line. Basically a remake of the original line but the pilots will have updated articulation. Preorder first at BBTS in July, wider distribution in September. Full reveal at Comicbook dot com - bit.ly/3QEJkxS

still losing it over this old PowerPoint presentation slide that I stumbled on a few years ago

"What characters? This is a bunch of little kids, dressed up in animal costumes."

All three.

I should watch The Royal Tenenbaums.

Leon The Lobster died.

Guess I'll just lay here and watch this Beavis and Butt-Head marathon on Pluto TV.

Holy crap.