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actor, asmrtist and v(png)tuber. i make comfy, high quality and sometimes spicy ASMR roleplays. minors dni 🔞 🔗 phasmidasmr.com
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MY WRITING MUSCLE IS WORKING AGAIN!! i have written 3,200 words this week. finally, i will be writing my own stuff once more (but still working with Audrey too, of course!)

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can’t stop taking photos of her whenever she uses this chair

i like the big light and i’m tired of pretending i don’t

i’m celebrating pride month by doing what i’m always doing anyway: making high quality GAY PORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

face reveal

going to save so much time making coffee in the morning by steaming all my milk in advance

just in case you were wondering if phoebe is still the best dog in the world, yes she is

HOT TAKE!! mechanical keyboards are NOT that good for ASMR. i prefer the sound of a membrane board for ASMR tingles any day.

fiat bruschetta

After years of training and practice, voice actors can develop an ability called ‘Sonic Transmutation Induced by Critical Kinesis (Bio-Ultrasonic Generation)’. Here it is, demonstrated by the highly skilled @phasmidasmr.com

i'm finally putting together proper playlists of all the multi-part series on Phasmid ASMR. click the "Playlists" tab on my yt channel to find them. patrons can also find collections that include the full, spicy cuts of all of these series on patreon in the "Collections" tab. happy listening 💖

this is SO damn cute. i think the tache looks great, and Riley the poodle has my whole heart. thank you!!

i wish i didn't suck *so* bad at marketing my stuff. i know everything i make could do so much better numbers-wise if i was more on top of marketing. but man, it's a double-whammy of being bad at it and hating doing it.

Ever since your accident, Callistus has been extra protective of you—and increasingly blameful of himself. It’s time to convince him that it's all right to feel overwhelmed and angry. And sometimes, when words fail, a playful tail yank is required.😏 www.patreon.com/posts/helpin...

@rbwrites.bsky.social informed me that today is Alien (aliem) day so in celebration here is a throwback to when @phasmidasmr.com played through the game

i am so sick of every new car being an SUV

HAPPY ARBOR DAY CHAT!!! I wanted to make a quick edit for the most important day of the year. I am thinking of you all on Arbor Day. Thank you moots :) @phasmidasmr.com

hey GAMERS. i need meal plan ideas right now, it's urgent

bella ramsey is so fucking good in the last of us

when a bottle of liquid hand soap is half-empty, i fill it up with water. the diluted soap still works fine

the further back in time you go, the less detail there is in cookery books. if you go far back enough, the method is basically like "cook the food until it's good".

folks, i've had to take a little break while i figure out some very difficult things irl. a new audio is ready to go, and i'm hoping i'll have the time to do the rest of the work to schedule its posting tomorrow and be back to my regular schedule in the next few days. i'll keep you posted.

the new discord ui is good. an oled-friendly colour scheme overhaul has been needed for some time. yes, change is sometimes hard, but that doesn't mean change is bad.

generally speaking i do not have a great deal of confidence and experience impostor syndrome a lot. but i *am* very good at this audio roleplay thing, hey?

phasmid asmr is entering its 3rd golden era. incredibly good month so far, numbers-wise. thanks everybody :)

the jaguar type 00 is ugly as sin and whichever designer/s worked on it should be embarrassed

phasmid :3

every day i wake up hoping i will have been updated with bug fixes & performance improvements. every day i am disappointed

phasmid asmr is SO BACK!! my last three releases have all been 1 of 10, each one performing better than the last. feels good :)

sorry this weekend’s posts are late!! i’m still cooking, they’ll be ready soon

The horrors never cease