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Wizard sock puppet account. I post bad takes, bunnies, and funnies Any pronouns
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I HAVE IMPORTANT HARRIER JET DOCUMENTS I NEED TO SEND TO WAR THUNDER YOU CAN SEE THEM RIGHT HERE

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Don't know a while lot about Deltarune and frankly should play it but I can say that Noelle is trans since she's got antlers.

Goodnight, Alejandro. 💤💤 Going to be hot today (near 90F) so he's chosen to sleep en plein air. #mammals

This feels like one of those moments where travel advisories are issued and the UN starts considering bringing in "peacekeepers" but those options only apply for everyone else

what if a creature was both strange and hilarious. multifaceted.

Pimp My Ride: Deltarune

I heard that in the next Deltarune games Perfect Cell is gonna be defeated by Gohan and not Goku

Got the notice that Cam is coming to join the rest of the gang. Can't wait. @theeastpatch.bsky.social

wooloo shrubs

$100?! i’d give away my life savings for this lil guy

If I got a shirt that said "I support the troops" and had a picture of a Vietcong or NVA soldier how much would I get my ass beat while wearing it

If they have the KOTH revival be about Hank acclimating to modern life they need an episode where he learns about BBLs

The Onion's horoscope is right, ziti will be for dinner this week by my own hand

Lost House episode where there's another version of him at the hospital the next town over and he's really good at his job and everyone likes him and all that and he's gonna take House's job but as he's coming in for the interview a giant condor picks him up and takes him away never seen again

It is 8:08! #bunnytimezone (I remembered the tag this time)

I open this place up and I see we are means testing starvation and genocide today.

I should talk about Eurovision in the same way weird losers like to say sportsball.

For the 5th year in a row, our AC has stopped working. Our rental company keeps fixing it, instead of replacing it (ours is 30 years old, but the rest of the building has brand new AC units.) I'm glad I kept last year's water bottles in the freezer. Floor loves them (I swap them every few hours 🥵)

Opinion | Wearing masks in public should be illegal. Unless you are wearing that mask to conceal your identity while you carry out a kidnapping.

Every time I get a news article saying like "well known PGH restaurant closes after 12 trillion years" I read the article and it's like some restaurant in Butler like people actually go there. Send me an alert when like Chengdu closes then I can be worried.

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social reroll

CSI guy: enhance the image *Crystal clear zoom if the image appears* CSI guy: that's a bird!

Realizing that it takes me way too long to recognize the mediocre white men I still ingest their content of. As one of those formerly I should be recognizing them way faster.

being norty

Me whenever I watch a Roanoke gaming video:

"Masked security forces captured an opposition leader in the coastal province of New Jersey as regime officials continue their months-long crack-down against pro-democracy elements in the embattled United States. The arrest comes as the regime issued calls for summary detentions without trial."

Why is like one of 3 types of webcomics "first month is funny one off skits and then hard pivots into incredibly serious plotlines"

I saw Bôa tonight and got their shirt. Also its been some time I will provide bunnin

I think Primanti Bros should admit all of their food sucks not just their wings patch.com/pennsylvania...

Been out on a work trip for a week and I get to see the bunnies again today. Very excited to see them and also sleep in my bed again

Been seeing some new critiques of Fetterman which is good but every time I do I always see someone say like "he's always poorly dressed" which fuck off he's actively supporting genocide his fit doesn't matter.

A lot of the money for NSF goes to programs that let undergrads intern and get more experience and an important reference letter. So this is gonna wipe out a generation of scientists if they haven't already.