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My rationale for putting ANORA at the top of my best-of list is that I came out of the theater floating like a cartoon character sniffing a pie on a window sill. Nice to see others felt likewise, if not specifically likewise.

Ever seen Ice Cube’s XxX: State of the Union? There’s a part where he steals a tank to save the USA after a maniacal cabinet tries to take it over in a coup.

I was privileged to know Gene Hackman because he played tennis with another Gene—Gene Wilder. And that Gene told him about a little role called The Blind Hermit in our movie YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN…

Oh, man, not Gene Hackman. 2025 can just fuck right off. Okay. Let me tell you a little bit about Gene Hackman...

What everything feels like right now. RIP to one of the greatest to ever do it. youtu.be/o8-i7lA5gic?...

Dark Delicacies is amazing. Happy retirement to Del and Sue, and let's be thankful for all the dreamers who bring personality to our cities.

Um, actually "Fuck off" is only PG-13, for example it was allowed in X-MEN FIRST CLASS. If she said it twice it would be R-Rated but definitely not X-Rated. This is why people don't trust the media

You really have no idea where this corporate press release will end up, I encourage you to read the whole thing www.prnewswire.com/news-release...

Happy #twinpeaksday to all that celebrate

Midwestern public service announcement: in very cold weather a slice of cheap-ass bologna will freeze to a car and damage the finish in a way that can't be buffed out. Especially a car that's allegedly stainless steel that gets discolored by ordinary rain! Source: (REDACTED)

drugs have taken too many beloved celebrities from us over the years but drugs also have a rare chance right now to radically rehabilitate their image

Amazon MGM Studios has confirmed that in the next James Bond film Bond will be fully nude in the iconic title sequence. “You will see James Bond’s penis” said a spokesperson. “James Bond will be shooting at you with his penis out”

a good example of how the world is getting dumber. the new politico playbook writer didn't know who FDR was until a reader told him about that whole "new deal" thing. this newsletter is read by every important person in DC.

One problem with the evilness in the news is that it makes you sound crazy if you try describe some of what’s going on… things like Elon Musk posting 14 American flags at 2:14 as code, mentioning it sounds freaking nutty but it’s clearly intentional

Watching JFK and feeling nostalgic for when the CIA had balls.

it was bad when the worst poster on my favorite website bought that website and made it terrible but it has been worse having that person also buy my country that i live in

The Indigenous People of North America have decided to go back to calling the Gulf of Mexico, “Chalchiuhtlicueyecatl”. It is what the Nahuatl People originally called it as it is the domain of the goddess Chalchiuhtlicue, who is assoc w/water bodies, including the Gulf of Mexico.

Not exaggerating when I say that the path back is going to be built on people in positions of influence regaining their sense of self-respect. www.nytimes.com/live/2025/02...

Tryin' to imagine makin' a billion dollars scribblin' about baby wizards and whatnot, then sittin' in my castle, rage-tweetin' at trans people all day. Guuurl you won at life. It's cool to just sign out and take everyone your ass has ever known to Wingstop.

He looks like Bosch's dad.

The game winner by the game winner

Richard Cetrone fucking rules as Big Daddy Mars in John Carpenter's GHOSTS OF MARS and has an absolutely incredible filmography.

We should be focused on concrete, actionable plans, such as making Reacher a real guy.

It’s happening again

Once again, this is the Air Bud presidency. Whether or not a dog can play basketball, it’s dunking.

LETS GO #KNICKS

“The consistent defunding of other city programs in order to give the LAPD billions a year has consequences, and these elected officials do actually have blood on their hands."

Yeah, that tracks.

Great app.

Hey Dwayne

Still a few movies to catch up on but here's how my faves of 2024 are shaping up

I'm now "buying a book about jazz for my brother in law for Christmas" years old

‘There is a flip side to that coin, Jerry. What if you do got me boxed in and I gotta put you down? Cause no matter what, you will not get in my way. We've been face to face, yeah. But I will not hesitate. Not for a second. Well, maybe a second.’

When Survive till 25 becomes Exist till 26

I make a stew and my wife and I watch THE HATEFUL 8. #moviesky

"You like Monopoly? I got a card for you. It says, 'Go directly to jail.' Cuff this mook." --Jerry Orbach, in heaven

Law & Order writers right now

13 year old me was in heaven that month.

Been rewatching NUMB3RS and I think this is essential Tony/Ridley Scott text.