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me when I notice something in life going a little too well

lmfao fu*king stop it 💀💀😂

me this Valentine’s Day

Gay ambulances:

delighted to announce my Valentine’s Day plans are finally locked in

say what you like about ai but this is… spectacular

would love to have been invited to this

??

“would you mind just- me:

low key need this

why don’t we all just start calling them this

trying to avoid spoilers for The Traitors on social media because I’ve not seen the final yet #TheTraitors

went into Zara and saw your ex working on the till

when you’re both trash but the chemistry is insane

Amy Winehouse calling Kanye West a cu*t (Glastonbury, 2008)

tiktok influencers arriving on Instagram

he said homeless not homo, bro

imagine hating on me and I’m just at home like

me heading to the kitchen to get myself a little treat

first trip back to a gym after the holiday

one day into my new year health kick

heading into 2025 firmly with this as my only resolution

me on January 1

Internet perfection. hang it in the Louvre

(to the tune of Dolly Parton) Protein, Protein, Protein, PROTEEEEEIN

happy new year to them only

me at christmas while everyone is rushing around, cooking, and cleaning up

Christmas

the two stages of last minute Christmas shopping 1) I’ll have plenty of time if I just stay organised 2) oh no

going anywhere or trying to do anything on Christmas Eve

don’t even think about telling them to “get a room”

everyone shut the fu*k up and check out this diva

nearly there

went to do some christmas shopping and thought it would be dead cute, but…

Remembering this at Christmas

11-year-old me when i got £10 inside a christmas card

never forget…

so this is actually the exact energy i bring to the club

Knock Knock

since george michael is trending, a reminder of the time he got done for indecent exposure and turned a big gay scandal, into a huge commercial hit icons only (1/3)

oh that’s not…

🎄

me all day now that the evenings are darker

Kate Bush when she got tired of that hill

Kate Bush when she got tired of that hill

it’s not truly christmas until we’ve all sat and watched the spice girls’ seasonal ads for tesco from 2007.