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Like a Phoenix, rising from Arizona https://open.spotify.com/artist/6OFRwAaGSAbjpN4ui7cfZj?si=eobo--65RySksZ1tpsrCYg
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YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown you can SEE HIM he is playing in town you should go and have a good time

They screwed this all up.

Chicago, baby.

When asked if he was going to visit the crash site he said, ‘what site? The water? You want me to go swimming?’ This is one of the last pics of the young skaters who died. He’s a sociopath. Anyone who voted for this monster should be ashamed at best.

I don’t eat berries for breakfast because I’m not an elf but no way am I letting this dork tell me what to do

I do this constantly. If you get a DM from me it is DEFINITELY me and if I ever ask for your credit card info it’s for a GOOD REASON.

Here it is! You didn’t ask for it! Part 2 of my line-by-line breakdown of the CBB The Music Man fight (from ep 887 AND the Best of 2024 Part 3), where I validate comment on not only their takes on the movie but also on what they’re even arguing about!! (1/8)

My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”

When someone asks what I’m doing this weekend

me in my 20s: it’s saturday night! time to go get drunk and party!!! me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure

Sorcery Saturday is easy when you’re a self-mill/dredge enthusiast.

For Mana Rock Monday, a card so cool on its own I often forget it taps for mana (can a sign be a rock?)

* Two drop Tuesday * I’ve been loving this guy as a second (or third, if you have the spare mana for Offspring) commander in my Dina aristocrats deck. Doubling or tripling those Blood Artist effects is 🤌.

tsa agent: sorry, you can only board with 3.4 oz of liquid or less. me: ok, just toss it out then. Kool Aid Man: *dressed in tommy bahama* babe what

If you see this, post a concert photo you took Iron Maiden 9/17/2019 Phoenix, AZ

If you see this, post a concert photo you took The Cure 5/18/2023 Phoenix, AZ

If you see this, post a concert photo you took Taylor Swift 3/17/2023 Glendale, AZ

"Coke or pepsi?" Me: oh am non religious and support science, Dr Pepper

Taylor Swift's fans are ditching X for BlueSky over Elon Musk’s support of Donald Trump—and the rhetoric that has erupted on the platform following Trump’s win. www.wired.com/story/taylor...